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What did the dead dog say to its owner.
Nothing. It's dead..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because it's a chicken and it does what it want's to do.
(unless it's a fат kids dinner then it better run the fuск over the boder)

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs pesrs kcik аss. Tanhks

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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.

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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
We’re having sex
Cause i’m stronger than you.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I like my women how I like my coffee....without a реnis.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
17.

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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...

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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!

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Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.

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What is yellow and cannot swim?
An excavator!
And why?
Because it only has one arm.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter - he's not going to come anyway.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest.

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