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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the вееr starts to run.

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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.

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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.

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Chuck Norris discovered America.

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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.

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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off

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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.

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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.

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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.

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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.

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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.

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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.

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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.

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2 cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting at a campfire, while arguing who was the manliest.
Cowboy 1: I'm manlier, i killed a bull by punching away before it charged at me!
Coqboy 2: I'm manlier because i fought off an entire indian tribe worh my bare hands!
Chucks just chuckled at them, and continues to stoke the fire with his реnis.

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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