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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No, think of another
wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
Bridge to Hawaii Der Geist in der Flasche One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. A man was strolling along a beach in California. À Brest, un retraité est en train de biner son jardin lorsqu'il tombe sur une vieille lampe à huile, comme celle d'Aladdin. A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man... En man är ute och promenerar på en strand i Kalifornien och funderar över livet när han helt plötsligt utbrister: - "Herre, uppfyll en önskan åt mig!" Plötsligt fylls himlen av mörka moln över hans huvud och han hör Gud säga med mörk röst: -... Een man wandelde op het strand en was in diep gebed verzonken. Plots zei hij luidop: "God, laat me één wens doen". De lucht brak open boven zijn hoofd en de luide stem van God riep: "Omdat jij mij... Mies kulki yksinään rannalla ja löysi pullon lojumassa hiekassa. Hän kurkottui poimimaan pullon ja veti korkin ulos. Savupilven keskeltä tuli esiin henki. Henki kiitti nopeasti miestä vapaudestaan...
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- Странно, что у самых больших дураков самые красивые жены! - сказал муж. - Много странно, най-красивите жени се женят за глупаци A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope! Mann: "Es ist doch immer wieder erstaunlich, dass die hübschesten Mädchen die größten Idioten heiraten."
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The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss are on their way to lunch around the corner.
They detour through an alley and stumble on a beat up but valuable looking brass container.
The sales chief picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief.
Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke.
The genie is grateful to be set free and offers them each a wish.
The HR chief is wide-eyed and ecstatic.
She says, "I want to be living on a beautiful beach in Jamaica with a sailboat and enough money to make me happy for the rest of my life."
Poof! She disappears.
The sales chief says, "Wow! I want to be happily married to a wealthy supermodel with penthouses in New York, Paris, and Hong Kong."
Presto, he vanishes.
"And how about you?" asks the Genie, looking at the boss.
The boss scowls and says, "I want both those idiots back in the office by 2 PM."
Moral: Always let your boss speak first.
Сотрудница отдела продаж, специалист по сервису и их начальник идут обедать и находят старую масляную лампу. Un vendedor, un empleado administrativo y el gerente van a almorzar, y tirada en el suelo, encuentran una antigua lámpara de aceite, la frotan y aparece un Genio envuelto en una nube de humo. -... Un rappresentante, un impiegato e un direttore del personale escono dall'ufficio a mezzogiorno e vanno verso un ristorantino quando sopra una panca trovano una vecchia lampada ad olio. La... Een boekhouder, een bediende en de baas zijn op weg naar de lunch wanneer ze een antieke olielamp vinden. De bediende raapt de lamp op en blinkt ze een beetje op door erover te wrijven. Plots komt... El vendedor, el supervisor de ventas y el administrador de una tienda, en su hora de almuerzo salen juntos de paseo, entran a una tienda de antiguedades y encuentran una lámpara, para variar la... Doi angajati ai unei firme se afla in biroul sefului, ajutandu-l sa se descotoroseasca de lucrurile nefolositoare care ii ocupa spatiul. La un moment dat, unul dintre angajati gaseste o lampa... Pardavėjas, sekretorė ir jų šefas eidami pietauti rado senovinę aliejaus lempą. Jie ją patrynė ir lauk išlindo dvasia. - Ačiū, kad mane išleidot... Dabar aš išpildysiu po vieną jūsų norą, - tarė...
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