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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.
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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
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What do you call a van with 5 fаggотs in it?
The AIDS team.
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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.
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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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Q: What was Нiтlеr's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
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Как можеш да спасиш негър от удавяне? Hur förhindrar man att en neger drunknar? – Man tar bort foten från hans huvud. Hvordan du stopper en neger fra at drukne? – Tager foden væk. - Πώς σώζεις έναν μαύρο από βέβαιο πνιγμό; - Βγάζεις το πόδι σου από το κεφάλι του
How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was вlоw the plays.
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На един кораб имало 100 моряци и една жена, която не отказвала на никого и затова само подривала морала на екипажа. На един остров след корабокрушение останали 100 мъже и една жена. Пуст остров 5 άντρες και 1 γυναίκα ναυαγοί Deux hommes et une femme sont naufragés sur une île. Ils assouvissent à trois leurs besoins sexuels.Au bout de quelques semaines, la jeune femme dit : - J'ai tellement honte de ce qu'on fait, je préfère mourir plutôt que de continuer.Elle se suicide et les deux hommes l'enterrent. Quelques... След корабокрушение, на самотен остров попадат капитанът, няколко моряци и една жена. Минали дни, моряците загорели, какво да правят, капитанът дал команда: - Ще оправяме жената! Оправяли я,... Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because... Nach einem Schiffsunglück können sich drei Männer und eine Frau auf eine einsame Insel retten. Natürlich hatten sie auch gewisse Bedürfnisse. Daher beschließen sie, dass die Männer sich abwechseln... 1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were... 3 menn og ei lekker blondine strandet på ei øde øy. - Etter 3 uker sider dama: "Nå orker jeg ikke dette griseriet lenger, jeg tar livet av meg". - Etter 3 nye uker sier den ene mannen: "Nå orker... 30 de bărbaţi şi o femeie naufragiază pe o insulă pustie. După 30 de zile, femeia, scîrbită de ce făcea, se sinucide. După alte 30 de zile, bărbaţii, scîrbiţi de ce făceau, o îngroapă. După alte 30... Kuģa katastrofa. Uz neapdzīvotas salas izsēdina 40 vīriešus un vienu sievieti. Pēc nedēļas sieviete paziņo: Nē, tā vairs ilgāk nevar! .. Un nomirst. Vēl pēc nedēļas vīrieši paziņo: Nē, tā vairāk...
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggеrs going over a cliff.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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Q: What did Нiтlеr get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
17.
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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Нiтlеr: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Girl - Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy - I tried it once but their аsshоlеs are too small.
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Bob:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe:
"To get to the idiот's house."
Bob:
"Knock knock."
Joe:
"Who's there?"
Bob:
"The chicken."
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