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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: *Opens mouth*
Me: "OH NO!!! It's the Taliban!" *Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon.* "KA-BOOM"
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Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration. Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
A Mexican and a niggеr are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Let me tell you why I hate Valentine's Day -- 'cause a few years ago, on Valentine's night, I thought I would have a nice, romantic evening in with a lady. But little did I know, that that same night, her ex-boyfriend thought he would try to win her heart back. And, being the sweet, romantic guy that he is, he thought the best way to do this would be to get all coked up and then jump through a window and try to мurdеr me.
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Ο ρατσισμός δεν έχει όρια... Που χωράνε 1000 Εβραίοι Πως χωράνε... Wie bringt man 100 Juden in ein Auto? como metes 30 judios en un 600? facil, en el cenicero Hur gör man för att få in 20 judar i en bil? Du sätter två där fram, tre där bak och resten går in i askkoppen. Hur många judar får det plats i en folkvagn? 27! 2 i framsätet och 25 i askkoppen. Combien de juifs peuvent rentrer dans une New Beetle ? - Dix. Tu en places cinq sur les sièges, et cinq dans le cendrier. Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. Folkevogn Hvor mange jøder kan der være i en folkevogn? – 45! 2 på forsædet 3 på bagsædet Og 40 i askebægeret
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends.
He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped."
A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape.
When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler
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Why is Нiтlеr never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if your sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hеll.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hеll, you'll be so dамn busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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