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- Миме, не бъди егоистка. Ти ще имаш това тяло през целият си живот, а аз го искам за една единствена вечер
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?
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- Извинете, моя приятел ей там на бара, иска телефонният ви номер, за да разбере от къде да ме вземе утре сутрин
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
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You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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"Does your аss have Allstate insurance?"
"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"
Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger.
The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sеx on the beach! Get back to work!"
The husband yells back, "We're not having sеx!"
Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift.
Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach.
The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
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You have very nice legs.
What time do they open?
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Geek Воотy Call... Math:
How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
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