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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"

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I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.

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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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What will my computer printer warranty cover?
Your mouse pad.

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What happens when eight hobbits get together?
They turn into a hobbyte.

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Boss:
"I can clearly smell alcohol on
Somebody's breath!"
One of the staff:
"Um, boss, this is a video conference."

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Why did the surgeon not like the movie?
It was the uncut version.

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I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant with
Checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.

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Romantic relationships can actually be represented in
Algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X
And asked yourself Y.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.

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Q: How do you be pro in clash royale?
A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."

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