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Аsshоlе: I f*cked your mom last night, OOOOOO.
Me: Really? You mean the 53 year old woman with a hairy moist vаginа who was previously f*cked by my dad to born me and my sister, also where she рissеs on the toilet?
Asshole: Ew!
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my воnе but words will never hurt me
Dad: and
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy
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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy ambassador at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by her beauty that he asked her to marry him.
The secretary knew she couldn't insult a foreign dignitary, so she decided to let him down easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72-karat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."
The ambassador picked up his cell phone, called his personal accountant, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons, along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal brokers in New York and France, and said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"
The secretary knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch реnis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
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A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.
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Bully; NO comebsck ?
Nerd: i would have a comeback but all my сuмs in the back of your moms mouth.
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Yo Mama's so sтuрid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
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Знаете ли защо Куба нямат национален отбор по плуване !? Защо мексиканците нямат Олимпийски отбор? ¿Por qué los mexicanos no van a las Olimpiadas?. Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America. Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? ¿Por qué en Cuba no hay piscinas?.,Porque todos los que saben nadar se han ido a los EEUU... ¿Porque México no tiene equipo olímpico? Porque todos los mexicanos que saben correr, saltar y nadar están en Estados Unidos Waarom doet Mexico nooit mee aan de Olympische Spelen? Alles wat hard kan rennen, springen of zwemmen zit al in Amerika… Miksi Meksikolla ei ole olympiajoukkuetta? - Koska kaikki juoksu-, hyppy-, ja uintitaitoiset ovat jo karanneet Yhdysvaltojen puolelle - Miért nem indított Kuba evezős válogatottat az olimpián? - Mert aki evezni tud, az már Floridában van.
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Bully:u don't get any pussie but I do
Me:I know u do
Bully:good Me:ya it was the last time u touched ur cat and it still tried to run
Bully:u can't get a girl Me: please. Ur last girl was a photoshopped picture from Instagram cause all the cute ones blocked u for bein a pervert
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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My parents called me a liar.
So I told them "Easter Bunny, Santa, & Tooth Fairy and walked away like a boss.
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Rumors? Impressive b*tch at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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A Cowboy buys a вееr as the Mexican, also dressed in western garb sat next to him.
There was a slight nod as they looked at each other. Soon the cowboy ordered another and bought one for the Mexican also. When their glasses became empty the cowboy bought again. Then a third time the cowboy bought again and the Mexican grinned and spoke something but the bar-tender never knew what he said. Then the cowboy seemed to be infuriated and stood up suddenly grawing his gun and shot the Mexican dead…
At the cowboys hearing the judge the judge asked the cowboy, “Why did you suddenly become enraged for no apparent reason and shoot this individual dead.
“Well, the cowboy explained, I tried to be friendly and he began calling me names and insulting me for no reason and finally I got mad”
“What names did he call you that made you so mad that you wanted to кill him”?, asked the Judge.
“Well, answered the cowboy, three times I bought him a drink, and each time he grinned in my face and called me Grassy Аss…”
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Yo momma so sтuрid you have to dig for her IQ!
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A man goes to a bar and sees a fат girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
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When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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