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I was in a роrnо cinema the other night. I hadn’t been there five minutes when some guy started yelling at me:
“Oh, you’re a beast, you’re despicable!”
So I said to him:
“Listen mate, we’re all here together, you’re just as despicable as I am.” But then other people started chipping in, shouting stuff like “How do you sleep at night?” and “You’re a total disgrace.”
Next thing I knew the manager was standing right beside me, throwing in his two pence worth as well. I remember what he said to the letter. He said:
“In 25 years I’ve never seen anything like this.”
So I said:
“I know I’m not much to look at but that’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?” But he wasn’t listening, he was just waving his arms saying he was going to “throw me out” and that security was “on its way.”
At that point I just thought “Oh, I don’t need this”.
So I stood up and said:
“Fuск it, come on kids we’re leaving.”
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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is
Www. Whorepresents. Com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
Www. Expertsexchange. Com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
Www. Penisland. Net
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
Www. Therapistfinder. Com
Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company
Www. Powergenitalia. Com
And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales
Www. Molestationnursery. Com
If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
Www. Ipanywhere. Com
Welcome to the First Сuммing Methodist Church. Their website is
Www. Cummingfirst. Com
Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
Www. Speedofart. Com
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
Www. Gotahoe. Com
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You know it is time to reassess your relationship with
Your computer when....
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
Stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if
You just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
For the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys :
- ) in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
Processor. Com
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a
Computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really
Depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
Have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you
Landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".
13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!
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