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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"
The guy says," Oh, I want them both now.
One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.
The bartender asks "He can drink?"
"Oh, sure.
He can drink."
So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.
"That's amazing" says the bartender.
"What else can he do, can he walk?"
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that."
The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter.
Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.
The bartender is in total shock.
"That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"
The man says "Sure he talks.
Hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"
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A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned. As he approached his house he got stunned with the luxurious and rich look of the house. He knocked on the door, the servant opened.
“Is the housewife in?” he asked. The servant replied: “Just a moment.” The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.
Husband: Guess what? I am rich.
Wife: How?
Husband: I went to Africa, found people walk with no underwear and sleep on sand, so I began to make and sell underwear and beds. Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.
Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed…and I got REAL rich.
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A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sеxuаl sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!
One day, the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. “You have taught us of the evils of sеxuаl sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn’t take a genius to work out what has been going on!”
The missionary replies: “No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief pauses for a moment then says, “Tell you what, you don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about the white child.”
На африканскиот главатар му се родило бело дете На вожда на африканско племе му се ражда бяло дете. Вика той белия мисионер и му вика: In einem Dorf im TIEFEN Afrika lebt als einziger weißer ein Missionar. Eines Tages kommt ein Eingeborener zu ihm und fragt: White priest goes and lives with an African tribe. He spends his days teaching the way of the lord. After several years, a village woman gives birth to a white baby. A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. Cela se passe en Afrique. Dans ce village, se trouve un seul blanc : le père Joseph. Un jour un des villageois aborde le père Joseph pour une plainte. – Écoute mon pe’e, j’ai un petit p’obleme. Ma femme vient d’avoi’ un fils, et il est blanc. Comme tu es le seul blanc dans la ‘egion, je viens te... Um padre tinha ido evangelizar na África Negra, há alguns anos... Um dia, ele encontra uma aldeia tão atrasada que os habitantes nunca haviam visto um homem branco. Ele decide então fixar-se ali... Dans le village centre-africain naît un bébé blanc. Le papa vexé se pose des questions et trouve une réponse alors il va voir le missionnaire, seul blanc dans la tribu. Le missionnaire lui explique... Nasce uma criança branca numa aldeia da África. O chefe da tribo manda chamar o missionário que era o único homem branco por ali: — Calma chefe, tudo nesse mundo tem explicação... E o chefe: —... Der Häuptling in einem afrikanischen Dorf ist entsetzt. Seine Frau hat gerade ein weißes Kind zur Welt gebracht. Sofort ruft er den einzigen Weißen, einen Misionar zu sich und sagt: "Meine Frau hat... Een arts van artsen zonder grenzen wordt naar donker Afrika gestuurd om iets aan geboortebeperking te doen. Daar aangekomen blijkt er één opperhoofd te zijn en de rest alleen maar vrouwen. "Kijk",... Numa aldeia africana, nasceu uma criança branca. Imediatamente o Cacique mandou chamar o missionário, que era o único homem branco por ali. - Cacique quer explicação! - pediu ele, enfezado. O... Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives. One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was... Ca se passe en Afrique noire, un noir arrive chez le médecin blanc. Il (le noir) tient dans sa main un nouveau-né blanc, et dit, furieux, au médecin : - Ma femme avoir accouche d'un enfant blanc.... Vienas misionierius vienai Afrikos tautelei skelbė krikščioniškas idėjas. Skelbė jis metus, skelbė du... Viskas būtų buvę lyg ir gerai, nes vietiniai nelabai dėmesio į tai kreipdavo... Tik staiga... Den hvide missionær i Afrika blev kaldt til høvdingen, som var rasende: "Min søster har lige født en hvid baby. Du er den eneste hvide mand her, så du må dø for din ugerning." "Jamen høvding,",... Gaat een zendeling zieltjes winnen bij een afgelegen stam in Congo . Eerste kennismaking gaat een beetje stroef maar na een paar maanden is hij behoorlijk geaccepteerd en is de stam al aardig... En svenske var hjelpearbeider i et sted i Afrika. En dag kom stammehøvdingen til ham og sa at en kvinne i landsbyen hadde født ett hvitt barn og han spurte om svensken hadde en forklaring på det. -... Missionären Josef hade i flera år bott i en afrikansk stam. En dag kom Bongo till honom med sin nyfödda baby. - Josef, nu är jag förbannad! Jag har tio barn som är svarta, den elfte här är mulatt.... Un misionero español viaja a una tribu del Congo, donde solo hay negros. A los nueve meses de estar allí la hija del jefe de la tribu tiene un hijo blanco, rubio y ojos azules. el jefe de la tribu... Un infuriato uomo di colore di una tribù africana va dal prete missionario che si trova lì con loro e gli dice: "Fratello tu dovere dare me spiegazione, mia donna avere partorito bimbo bianco e tu... Vienas antropologas kelerius metus gyveno laukinėje Afrikos gentyje, tyrė jos papročius ir gyvenimo būdą. Ir taip jau atsitiko, kad genties vado žmona pagimdė beveik baltaodį vaiką. Genties vadas... Ο λευκός ιεραπόστολος ζούσε ειρηνικά σε ένα Αφρικάνικο χωριό εδώ κι ένα χρόνο περίπου. Μια μέρα ο αρχηγός του χωριού τον κάλεσε στη σκηνή του για να συζητήσουν για ένα μεγάλο πρόβλημα. - Τι... Dans un village africain peuplé de d’africain bien noir, il n’y a qu’un seul blanc, le prêtre. Mais alors Moumoud, père de 5 enfants vient d’avoir son 6ème enfant qui est tout blanc, tout furieux... Un scientifique blanc étudie une tribu en Afrique Un jour, la femme des chefs de tribu a un fils blanc. Le chef de tribu s’approche du scientifique peu de temps après. « Eh bien, nous savons tous... Jeden misionář přijel do střední Afriky a usadil se u jednoho kmene. Strávil tam více než rok. Učil je číst a psát a seznamoval je s křesťanskou vírou. Obzvlášť zdůrazňoval sexuální čistotu a...
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HOW YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 1990'

1.) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2.) You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

3.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

5.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"

6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

7.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

8.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.

9.) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college roommate used to play.

10.) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

11.) You check your вlоw dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

12.) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking you to send her JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

13.) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
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