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FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
- Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…
MALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe or America : ruled by a diск…
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Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone.He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking..."No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million..."
"Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support..."
"Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details..."This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions.Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man."I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"The man replied "I'm from the phone company...I came to hook up your phone."
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- Honey - says the wife to her husband - last night I had the most AMAZING dream..
I dreamed that we were making love and next to our bed there was a black man from Africa who was waving a fаn to us and that gave me great satisfaction..”
The couple decided to make the dream come true, so they found a black man and offered him 200 euros to wave the fаn to them while they made love.
The three of them went home and the couple started having sеx while the black man was waving the fаn.
But still the wife couldn’t get any satisfaction..So she proposed that they should change roles.
She would make love with the black man and the husband would wave the fаn next to them.
The husband accepted and started waving the fаn…
After a while, the wife screamed of pleasure and asked for more!
So the husband said to the black man: “Do you understand now how you should wave the fаn, you ashole?”
Стар генерал и млад ефрейтор в армията наемат проститутка. Генералът се отправя към леглото на поста и казва: Ein Mann geht zum Psychiater und erzählt ihm, dass seine Frau beim Sex nichts spürt. Da meint dieser, er solle sich einen Neger mieten, diesen ein Palmenblatt in die Hand geben und er soll dann neben dem Bett fest damit wedeln. Da kommt sie bestimmt. Gesagt, getan. Der Neger wedelt, der Mann... Un marido y una mujer siempre que hacen el amor acaban discutiendo porque ella no siente placer, así que un día, la mujer le confiesa el marido, que una de sus fantasías sería hacer el amor,...
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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction. The poodle thinks, "Uh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard. "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!" Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear. "Where's that dамn monkey?" the poodle says. "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
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Син пита баща си: Συμβαίνει παντού Татко, вярно ли е, че в арабските държави - Папа, а правда, что на Кавказе жених узнает кто его невеста после свадьбы? Sohn: "Stimmt es, Vater, dass in einigen Teilen Afrikas die Männer ihre Frauen bis zum Tag ihrer Hochzeit nicht kennen?" Син пита баща си: El hijo le pregunta al padre: Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son. Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries! Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!” - C'est vrai papa, que dans certaine parties de l'Afrique, un homme ne connait pas sa femme avant de se marier ? Le Père: - Et c'est pareil dans tous les pays... O filho curioso pergunta para o pai: — É verdade que em algumas partes da África o homem não conhece sua esposa até casar com ela? O pai responde cabisbaixo: — Aqui também é assim! - är det verkligen sant pappa att i vissa länder så känner inte mannen sin fru när de gifter sig? - Nej min son! Inte i vissa länder utan i alla länder! — Тату, а це правда, що в декотрих країнах Сходу наречений не знає, хто його дружина, поки не ожениться? — Це в будь-якій країні, синку! Een man en zijn zoontje lopen over straat. Vraagt het jongetje aan zijn vader “Papa, klopt het dat je als man in Afrika je vrouw pas leert kennen nadat je getrouwd bent met haar?” Waarop zijn vader... – Är det sant, pappa, att i vissa delar av Afrika känner inte mannen sin hustru innan de gift sig? – Så är det i alla länder, min son. Pepíček se ptá: „Tatínku, je pravda, že ve Východní Asii muž neví, koho si bere až do dne svatby?” Tatínek: „Víš Pepíčku, to asi platí ve všech zemích stejně.” - E adevarat, taticule, ca in unele parti ale Africii Barbatul nu isi cunoaste sotia decit dupa Casatorie? - La fel se intimpla in toate tarile! - Papa, il paraît qu'en Afrique, dans certains pays, les hommes ne connaissent leur femme que le jour du mariage. C'est vrai ? - Mais, c'est vrai dans tous les pays du monde, mon chéri ! Syn pyta ojca: - Czy to prawda, że w niektórych krajach Afryki mężczyzna nie zna swojej żony do momentu, aż się z nią ożeni? - To się dzieje w każdym kraju, synu... - Μπαμπά άκουσα ότι σε κάποιες χώρες της Αφρικής ο άντρας δεν γνωρίζει την γυναίκα που θα παντρευτεί μέχρι την ημέρα του γάμου τους. - Αυτό παιδί μου συμβαίνει σε όλες τις χώρες. O filho mais novo pergunta ao pai: — Pai, é verdade que em alguns países da África os maridos não conhecem suas esposas antes do casamento? — Não, filho. Isso acontece em todos países. Синот го прашува таткото: Вистина ли е дека во некои области на Африка мажот не ја познава жената сè додека не ја ожени? Таткото: Така ти е тоа, сине мој, во сите земји.
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Чапай и Петка в Испания. Urlaub in Afrika Λιοντάρι Ο κυνηγός και το λιοντάρι Двама ловци си говорят. Единят казва: Al rientro da un viaggio in India dove ha fatto escursioni all'interno della giungla un cacciatore racconta ad un conoscente: "Un giorno mentre stavo rientrando al mio bungalow mi sono ritrovato davanti una tigre, quindi non ho perso tempo: ho inforcato il fucile ed ho sparato, ma purtroppo... Sagt ein Mann zum anderen: "Neulich war ich in der Wüste. Da kommt mir plötzlich ein Löwe entgegen. Ich renn los. Auf eine Palme zu, der Löwe rutscht aus. Ich renn weiter, der Löwe rutscht aus. Da... O sujeito volta de um safari e comenta suas aventuras com um amigo: — Rapaz! Eu estava no meio da selva, quando de repente ouço um barulho. Olho para trás e vejo um leão enorme, lambendo os beiços.... Iba yo caminando por la selva cuando, de repente, me salió un león. El miedo me dominó y eché a correr para librarme de él. Cuando parecía que ya iba a darme caza, el león se deslizaba, y yo corría... J ohn came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of his adventures. “I was out in the jungle,” he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the...
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Един негър влиза в бар, а на рамото му седи страхотен папагал. Geht ein Afrikaner mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter spazieren. Fragt ihn ein Passant: Идет негр с попугаем на плече. Мужик у пивного ларька смотрит напряженно на них и спрашивает: A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot. "There are many of them" Kommt ein Neger in eine Bar, mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter. Fragt der Wirt: "Wo haben sie den denn her?" Sagt der Papagei: "Aus Afrika!" Іде негр із папугою на плечі. Чоловік біля пивнички пильно дивиться на них і запитує: — Ти де його взяв? Папуга відповідає: — В Африці! Їх там мільйони! Komt een neger in het cafe met een papegaai op zijn schouder. Zegtie Cafebaas: "Leuk zeg, hoe kom je daar aan?" Zegtie papegaai: "Uit Afrika, daar wemelt het ervan" Un noir se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule, Une passante l'interpelle: _Oh ! Il est joli, c'est trop mignon, où l'avez vous trouvé ? _En Afrique Centrale, il y en a tout plein là bas. _Oh !... A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you... En sort fyr går ind i en bar med en papegøje på skulderen og beder om en øl. Bartenderen bringer en øl og ser papegøjen på skulderen og spørg: “Hey, det er virkelig en flot. Hvor har du fået den?”... Roberto Blanko kommt mit ein Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Kneipe.Sagt der Wirt …wo hast du denn denn her ? Sagt der Papagei…aus Kuba En svart man gick in på en bar med en papegoja på axeln. Han som ägde baren blev mycket imponerad och sa: ”Oj vad snygg, vart har du hittat den.” ”Tack, jag hittade den i Afrika svarade papegojan.” C'est un noir qui se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule. Un passant demande: - Où l'avez vous trouvé? - En Afrique centrale, il y en a plein, répond le perroquet. Přijde černoch do obchodu a na rameni má velkého papouška. "Jé, ten je krásný," rozplývá se mladá prodavačka, "odkud ho máte?" "No přece z Afriky, tam jich je mnoho," odpoví papoušek. - Ein Neger kommt mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Bar. Der Barkeeper: Hey, wo hast du den denn her ? Der Papagei: Aus Afrika die gibts da wie Sand am Meer ! Do baru wchodzi murzynka z papugą na ramieniu: - Skąd ją masz? - pyta barman. - Z Afryki - odpowiada papuga. Un negru in Gara de Nord se plimba cu un papagal pe umar. Un smecher intreaba? -Vvorbeste?Dar papagalul raspunde. - Abia ieri la-m primit din Africa. Egy néger fickó sétál be egy bárba, vállán egy nagy papagájjal. A pultos meglepődve felkiált: - Hát ezt meg honnan szerezted?! Mire megszólal a papagáj: - Afrikából, ott több millió van belőle! Černoch s papouškem na rameni vejde do obchodu a Prodavačka praví: "Je krásný, odkud ho máte ?" "Z Afriky, tam je jich plno," odpoví papoušek. Um crioulo entra no bar com um papagaio no ombro e um grita ládo fundo; " Onde arrumou esse animal?" O papagaio respondeu: " Na África, tá cheio deles." Ulazi u kafanu crnac sa ogromnim papagajem na ramenu. - "Gde si nabavio to čudo?" upita ga konobar. - "U Africi, ima ih na milione", odgovori papagaj. Um dia um negão saiu de casa louco por um papagaio, afinal, vivia sozinho e queria alguem para conversar, mesmo sendo um papapagaio. Logo entra em uma loja e avista um, pergunta o preço e logo... Un nero entra in un bar con un pappagallo sulla spalla e il barista gli chiede: “Desidera?”. E il pappagallo risponde: “Una birra”. Mentre versa il barista chiede: “Bello, dove lo ha trovato?”. E... Įeina į barą juodaodis su papūga ant peties. Barmenas klausia: - Iš kur gavai? Papūga: - Iš Afrikos.
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Анкета Τελικά η έρευνα απέτυχε παταγωδώς. Η αιτία; Ερώτηση στον ΟΗΕ... Υπόλοιπος κόσμος ООН проведе глобална световна анкета с въпрос: A ONU resolveu fazer uma pesquisa em todo o mundo. Enviou uma carta para o representante de cada país com a pergunta: "Por favor, diga honestamente qual é a sua opinião sobre a escassez de alimentos no resto do mundo". Mas pesquisa foi um grande fracasso. Todos os países europeus não entenderam... Die UNO hat eine weltweite Umfrage durchgeführt. Die Frage lautete: "Geben sie uns bitte ihre ehrliche Meinung zur Lösung der Nahrungs-Knappheit im Rest der Welt ab." Die Umfrage stellte sich, nicht unerwartet, als Riesenflop heraus: In Afrika... Światowy Ruch Przetrwania postanowił przeprowadzić sondaż zadając ludziom następujące pytanie: - Powiedz proszę, jaka jest Twoja opinia na temat podziału żywności w innych krajach świata. Rezultaty... La ONU acaba de finalizar la encuesta mundial más grande de su historia. La pregunta única fue: - Por favor, diga honestamente que opina de la escasez de alimentos en el resto del mundo? Los... FN skickade ut en enkät om hur man skulle kunna lösa bristen på mat i världen. Frågan löd: - Ge oss din ärliga åsikt om hur en lösning på bristen på mat i övriga världen skulle kunna se ut. Den...
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Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low сriме rate."
"First, it was not a sтriр bar, it was an еrотiс club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"Вiтсh set me up."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria, or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to кill me than who want to кill the president? I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sасrifiсе."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
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Син пита баща си: Συμβαίνει παντού Татко, вярно ли е, че в арабските държави - Папа, а правда, что на Кавказе жених узнает кто его невеста после свадьбы? Sohn: "Stimmt es, Vater, dass in einigen Teilen Afrikas die Männer ihre Frauen bis zum Tag ihrer Hochzeit nicht kennen?" Син пита баща си: El hijo le pregunta al padre: A little boy says: Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries! Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!” - C'est vrai papa, que dans certaine parties de l'Afrique, un homme ne connait pas sa femme avant de se marier ? Le Père: - Et c'est pareil dans tous les pays... O filho curioso pergunta para o pai: — É verdade que em algumas partes da África o homem não conhece sua esposa até casar com ela? O pai responde cabisbaixo: — Aqui também é assim! - är det verkligen sant pappa att i vissa länder så känner inte mannen sin fru när de gifter sig? - Nej min son! Inte i vissa länder utan i alla länder! — Тату, а це правда, що в декотрих країнах Сходу наречений не знає, хто його дружина, поки не ожениться? — Це в будь-якій країні, синку! Een man en zijn zoontje lopen over straat. Vraagt het jongetje aan zijn vader “Papa, klopt het dat je als man in Afrika je vrouw pas leert kennen nadat je getrouwd bent met haar?” Waarop zijn vader... – Är det sant, pappa, att i vissa delar av Afrika känner inte mannen sin hustru innan de gift sig? – Så är det i alla länder, min son. Pepíček se ptá: „Tatínku, je pravda, že ve Východní Asii muž neví, koho si bere až do dne svatby?” Tatínek: „Víš Pepíčku, to asi platí ve všech zemích stejně.” - E adevarat, taticule, ca in unele parti ale Africii Barbatul nu isi cunoaste sotia decit dupa Casatorie? - La fel se intimpla in toate tarile! - Papa, il paraît qu'en Afrique, dans certains pays, les hommes ne connaissent leur femme que le jour du mariage. C'est vrai ? - Mais, c'est vrai dans tous les pays du monde, mon chéri ! Syn pyta ojca: - Czy to prawda, że w niektórych krajach Afryki mężczyzna nie zna swojej żony do momentu, aż się z nią ożeni? - To się dzieje w każdym kraju, synu... - Μπαμπά άκουσα ότι σε κάποιες χώρες της Αφρικής ο άντρας δεν γνωρίζει την γυναίκα που θα παντρευτεί μέχρι την ημέρα του γάμου τους. - Αυτό παιδί μου συμβαίνει σε όλες τις χώρες. O filho mais novo pergunta ao pai: — Pai, é verdade que em alguns países da África os maridos não conhecem suas esposas antes do casamento? — Não, filho. Isso acontece em todos países. Синот го прашува таткото: Вистина ли е дека во некои области на Африка мажот не ја познава жената сè додека не ја ожени? Таткото: Така ти е тоа, сине мој, во сите земји.
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Един негър влиза в бар, а на рамото му седи страхотен папагал. Geht ein Afrikaner mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter spazieren. Fragt ihn ein Passant: Идет негр с попугаем на плече. Мужик у пивного ларька смотрит напряженно на них и спрашивает: Kommt ein Neger in eine Bar, mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter. Fragt der Wirt: "Wo haben sie den denn her?" Sagt der Papagei: "Aus Afrika!" Іде негр із папугою на плечі. Чоловік біля пивнички пильно дивиться на них і запитує: — Ти де його взяв? Папуга відповідає: — В Африці! Їх там мільйони! Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…" Komt een neger in het cafe met een papegaai op zijn schouder. Zegtie Cafebaas: "Leuk zeg, hoe kom je daar aan?" Zegtie papegaai: "Uit Afrika, daar wemelt het ervan" Un noir se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule, Une passante l'interpelle: _Oh ! Il est joli, c'est trop mignon, où l'avez vous trouvé ? _En Afrique Centrale, il y en a tout plein là bas. _Oh !... A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you... En sort fyr går ind i en bar med en papegøje på skulderen og beder om en øl. Bartenderen bringer en øl og ser papegøjen på skulderen og spørg: “Hey, det er virkelig en flot. Hvor har du fået den?”... Roberto Blanko kommt mit ein Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Kneipe.Sagt der Wirt …wo hast du denn denn her ? Sagt der Papagei…aus Kuba En svart man gick in på en bar med en papegoja på axeln. Han som ägde baren blev mycket imponerad och sa: ”Oj vad snygg, vart har du hittat den.” ”Tack, jag hittade den i Afrika svarade papegojan.” C'est un noir qui se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule. Un passant demande: - Où l'avez vous trouvé? - En Afrique centrale, il y en a plein, répond le perroquet. Přijde černoch do obchodu a na rameni má velkého papouška. "Jé, ten je krásný," rozplývá se mladá prodavačka, "odkud ho máte?" "No přece z Afriky, tam jich je mnoho," odpoví papoušek. - Ein Neger kommt mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Bar. Der Barkeeper: Hey, wo hast du den denn her ? Der Papagei: Aus Afrika die gibts da wie Sand am Meer ! Do baru wchodzi murzynka z papugą na ramieniu: - Skąd ją masz? - pyta barman. - Z Afryki - odpowiada papuga. Un negru in Gara de Nord se plimba cu un papagal pe umar. Un smecher intreaba? -Vvorbeste?Dar papagalul raspunde. - Abia ieri la-m primit din Africa. Egy néger fickó sétál be egy bárba, vállán egy nagy papagájjal. A pultos meglepődve felkiált: - Hát ezt meg honnan szerezted?! Mire megszólal a papagáj: - Afrikából, ott több millió van belőle! Černoch s papouškem na rameni vejde do obchodu a Prodavačka praví: "Je krásný, odkud ho máte ?" "Z Afriky, tam je jich plno," odpoví papoušek. Um crioulo entra no bar com um papagaio no ombro e um grita ládo fundo; " Onde arrumou esse animal?" O papagaio respondeu: " Na África, tá cheio deles." Ulazi u kafanu crnac sa ogromnim papagajem na ramenu. - "Gde si nabavio to čudo?" upita ga konobar. - "U Africi, ima ih na milione", odgovori papagaj. Um dia um negão saiu de casa louco por um papagaio, afinal, vivia sozinho e queria alguem para conversar, mesmo sendo um papapagaio. Logo entra em uma loja e avista um, pergunta o preço e logo... Un nero entra in un bar con un pappagallo sulla spalla e il barista gli chiede: “Desidera?”. E il pappagallo risponde: “Una birra”. Mentre versa il barista chiede: “Bello, dove lo ha trovato?”. E... Įeina į barą juodaodis su papūga ant peties. Barmenas klausia: - Iš kur gavai? Papūga: - Iš Afrikos.
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Three nurses died and went to heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?"
"I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children."
"Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
And in through the gates she went.
To the next, he asked the same question: "So what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love."
"How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.
He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?"
After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO."
St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also."
"Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in."
"Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."
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Лекар чука на вратата на пациент в болницата: Хагс Arzt zum Patienten: В палате больного раздается звонок. Звонит лечащий врач: Unterhalten sich zwei Ärzte. Meint der eine: Ein Krankenhaus-Arzt zu seinem Kollegen: "Heute haben wir einen bekommen, der hat alles: Syphilis, Herpes, Krebs, Cholera, Hepatitis..." "Und was macht ihr mit ihm?" "Morgens bekommt er Toast,... En mand kommer op til lægen og er meget bekymret. Efter mange undersøgelser kommer lægen med svaret: "De har HAGS." Patienten: "HAGS, hvad er det?" Lægen: "Meget alvorligt, det er Herpes, Aids,... Muito abatido, o sujeito chega ao médico resmungando: — Ai, Doutor! Eu tenho um caso agudo de herpes genital, sífilis, peste bubônica, meningite, asma e HIV positivo e operante! O que o senhor pode... Ligonio palatoje pasigirsta skambutis: - Klausau. - Čia jūs, Petraiti? Žinote, turiu labai nemalonią naujieną... - Kas nutiko?! - Jūsų kraujo tyrimas parodė, kad jūs sergate sifiliu, tuberkulioze,... C'est un gars qui ne va pas bien du tout. Il se rend à l'hôpital. Après une foultitude de tests, le médecin lui dit: "J'ai des mauvaises nouvelles pour vous... Vous avez la syphilis, la lèpre et le...
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