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Urlaub in Afrika Λιοντάρι Ο κυνηγός και το λιοντάρι Чапай и Петка в Испания. Двама ловци си говорят. Единят казва: Al rientro da un viaggio in India dove ha fatto escursioni all'interno della giungla un cacciatore racconta ad un conoscente: "Un giorno mentre stavo rientrando al mio bungalow mi sono ritrovato davanti una tigre Sagt ein Mann zum anderen: "Neulich war ich in der Wüste. Da kommt mir plötzlich ein Löwe entgegen. Ich renn los. Auf eine Palme zu O sujeito volta de um safari e comenta suas aventuras com um amigo: — Rapaz! Eu estava no meio da selva Iba yo caminando por la selva cuando J ohn came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival
Two guys are chatting at the bar.
"So, how was your holiday in Africa?" asks one.
"Don't remind me," says the other, "I very nearly got myself killed!"
"Go on, what happened?" he asks.
"Well, I was hiking in the savannah when a lion appeared out of the blue and started chasing me. I ran for my life, but the lion kept getting closer and then just as it was about to pounce for the кill it suddenly slipped and broke its leg."
"Jesus Сhrisт, I would have shiт myself!" he replies. ......"What the fuск do you think the lion slipped on?"
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Urlaub in Afrika Λιοντάρι Ο κυνηγός και το λιοντάρι Чапай и Петка в Испания. Двама ловци си говорят. Единят казва: Al rientro da un viaggio in India dove ha fatto escursioni all'interno della giungla un cacciatore racconta ad un conoscente: "Un giorno mentre stavo rientrando al mio bungalow mi sono ritrovato davanti una tigre Sagt ein Mann zum anderen: "Neulich war ich in der Wüste. Da kommt mir plötzlich ein Löwe entgegen. Ich renn los. Auf eine Palme zu O sujeito volta de um safari e comenta suas aventuras com um amigo: — Rapaz! Eu estava no meio da selva Iba yo caminando por la selva cuando J ohn came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival
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