Urlaub in Afrika Λιοντάρι Ο κυνηγός και το λιοντάρι Чапай и Петка в Испания. Двама ловци си говорят. Единят казва: Al rientro da un viaggio in India dove ha fatto escursioni all Sagt ein Mann zum anderen: "Neulich war ich in der Wüste. Da kommt mir plötzlich ein Löwe entgegen. Ich renn los. Auf eine Palme zu, der Löwe rutscht aus. Ich renn weiter, der Löwe rutscht aus. Da... Two guys are chatting at the bar. "So, how was your holiday in Africa?" asks one. "Don O sujeito volta de um safari e comenta suas aventuras com um amigo: — Rapaz! Eu estava no meio da selva, quando de repente ouço um barulho. Olho para trás e vejo um leão enorme, lambendo os beiços.... Iba yo caminando por la selva cuando, de repente, me salió un león. El miedo me dominó y eché a correr para librarme de él. Cuando parecía que ya iba a darme caza, el león se deslizaba, y yo corría...
J ohn came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of his adventures. “I was out in the jungle,” he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit.
The lion started gaining on me, and as he got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house not far away, and made towards it.
As I got close to the house, the lion was almost on top of me, when he slipped for a third time. With the very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion’s face.”
“That’s some story there, John, I would have messed my pants.”
“Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON…???”
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Urlaub in Afrika Λιοντάρι Ο κυνηγός και το λιοντάρι Чапай и Петка в Испания. Двама ловци си говорят. Единят казва: Al rientro da un viaggio in India dove ha fatto escursioni all Sagt ein Mann zum anderen: "Neulich war ich in der Wüste. Da kommt mir plötzlich ein Löwe entgegen. Ich renn los. Auf eine Palme zu, der Löwe rutscht aus. Ich renn weiter, der Löwe rutscht aus. Da... Two guys are chatting at the bar. "So, how was your holiday in Africa?" asks one. "Don O sujeito volta de um safari e comenta suas aventuras com um amigo: — Rapaz! Eu estava no meio da selva, quando de repente ouço um barulho. Olho para trás e vejo um leão enorme, lambendo os beiços.... Iba yo caminando por la selva cuando, de repente, me salió un león. El miedo me dominó y eché a correr para librarme de él. Cuando parecía que ya iba a darme caza, el león se deslizaba, y yo corría...