Urlaub in Afrika Λιοντάρι Ο κυνηγός και το λιοντάρι Чапай и Петка в Испания. Двама ловци си говорят. Единят казва: Al rientro da un viaggio in India dove ha fatto escursioni all'interno della giungla un cacciatore racconta ad un conoscente: "Un giorno mentre stavo rientrando al mio bungalow mi sono ritrovato davanti una tigre Sagt ein Mann zum anderen: "Neulich war ich in der Wüste. Da kommt mir plötzlich ein Löwe entgegen. Ich renn los. Auf eine Palme zu Two guys are chatting at the bar. "So O sujeito volta de um safari e comenta suas aventuras com um amigo: — Rapaz! Eu estava no meio da selva Iba yo caminando por la selva cuando
J ohn came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of his adventures. “I was out in the jungle,” he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit.
The lion started gaining on me, and as he got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house not far away, and made towards it.
As I got close to the house, the lion was almost on top of me, when he slipped for a third time. With the very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion’s face.”
“That’s some story there, John, I would have messed my pants.”
“Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON…???”
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