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Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday.
‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle.
‘Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’
Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’
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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Joe told him: “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be dамnеd if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!”
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little Johnny climbs onto Santa’s lap at the department store. Santa says, “I’ll bet I know what you want for Christmas.” And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, “T-O-Y-S.” The little boy answers, “No, I have enough toys.” Santa tries again, tapping Johnny’s nose with every letter, “C-A-N-D-Y.” Again, Johnny says, “No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?” Santa asks. Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, “P-U-S-S-Y. And don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger!”
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Кој е глуп Little Johnny... Stand Up Jaimito y la profesora nueva учитель просит учеников: -встаньте, кто считает себя тупицей. после... урок в школе. учитель: - кто считает себя придурком, встаньте!!!... Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" La nouvelle institutrice a envie d’inculquer des notions de psychologie à ses élèves. Един ден в час на класния, учителката казала на децата: Професор към студентите: A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, One day a college professor after getting irritated in his college class stands up in front of the class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and if there is one then he/she should stand up. Stanco dei suoi studenti che fanno sempre confusione e non seguono le sue lezioni, un professore si alza in piedi e dice alla classe: "Chi si sente uno sciocco si alzi in piedi!" Un professore di una scuola media è disperato per il comportamento dei suoi alunni e fa loro un discorso: Irritado com seus alunos, o professor lança um desafio. Il maestro è disperato perché i ragazzi sono indisciplinati. Der Lehrer sagt: "Alle die glauben ein Idiot zu sein, stehen jetzt bitte auf!" Keiner steht auf. Nach einer Weile steht dann der Klassenbeste auf. Fragt der Lehrer: "Was machst denn du da?" Sagt der Schüler: "Es tut mir leid Sie als Einzigen stehen zu sehen." Wchodzi nauczyciel do klasy i mówi: - Wszyscy nienormalni wstać. Wszyscy uczniowie usiedli, Jasiu stoi. Nauczyciel pyta się: - Jasiu, czemu nie usiadłeś? A Jasiu na to: - Bo mi głupio jak Pan tak sam stoi. Dans une école, une maîtresse dit : - bon , les enfants , je vais vous apprendre une nouvelle pédagogie : que ceux qui se croient stupides se lèvent . Après 20 secondes , personne n'a bougé. -... Jantje zit op school. Zegt de juf: "Wie zichzelf dom vindt,mag gaan staan". Iedereen blijft zitten. Opeens gaat Jantje staan. Juf: "Dus jij vindt jezelf dom, Jantje". "Nee, juf", zegt Jantje,... Der Lehrer sagt zur Klasse: „Wer denkt, dass er ein Dummkopf ist, soll sich hinstellen.“ Nach einiger Zeit, in der keiner aufgestanden ist, steht der Klassenstreber auf. Verblüfft fragt der Lehrer:... Le professeur est debout face aux élèves puis dit : - Tout ceux qui sont débiles se lèvent ! Toto se lève - Toto tu es débile ?! - Je ne voulais pas vous laissez seul monsieur Klass 4:b hade klassråd. Fröken hade tänkt lite på det där med självkänsla och mobbing och tänkte ta det som dagens diskussionsämne. Hon vände sig till klassen och sa: - Alla som känner sig dumma... A professora estava irritada com seus alunos que não responderam às questões da prova então disse: -Quem for burro fique de pé! depois de um tempinho joãzinho se levanta e a professora fala:... En ny lærer i Lille Per's klasse ville afprøve sine psykologi evner på eleverne. Lærerinden: - Alle der tror de er dumme rejser sig op. Efter et par sekunder rejser Lille Per sig op. Lærerinden: -... Una maestra nueva, trata de aplicar sus cursos de Psicología. Comienza su clase diciendo: - Todo aquél que crea que es estúpido, que se ponga de pie. Tras unos segundos de silencio, Jaimito se pone... Іде заняття в школі. Вчитель: — Хто вважає себе дурнем, підведіться. Через хвилину підводиться Вовочка. — Ти що, вважаєш себе дурнем? — Ні, але негарно, коли ви один стоїте... A tanár nincs megelégedve az elsős osztály szellemi színvonalával, ezért gúnyosan így szól hozzájuk: - Aki idiótának érzi magát, az álljon fel! Nagy csend, az egész osztály ülve marad. Egyszer csak... Der Lehrer kommt in die Klasse und fragt: "Wer glaubt, dass er dumm ist, steht auf." Nach einiger Zeit steht Fritzchen, der Klassenbeste, auf. Der Lehrer ist ganz verwundert und fragt, warum er... Začínající učitelka si chce na své třídě vyzkoušet poznatky z psychologie: „Každý, kdo si myslí, že je hloupý, ať se postaví.” Po chvilce se v tiché třídě postavil Pepíček. Kantorka povídá:... A l'école la maîtresse de Toto dit: - Ceux qui sont cons se lèvent Personne ne se lève quand soudain Toto se lève. - Toto pourquoi t'est con? - Non je suis pas con s'est juste que j'avais pitié de... Um certo dia,a professora de Joaquina havia dito a nota das provas dos alunos(é lógico,incluindo Joãozinho)e foram bem e então a prô levanta e exclama: — Estão vendo agora quem se acha burro nessa... Mokytojas: - Vaikai, atsistokite, kas save laikote kvailais! Po kelių minučių atsistoja Petriukas. Mokytojas: - Petriuk, tai tu galvoji, kad esi kvailas? - Ne... Bet nepatogu, kai jūs vienas... A classe era a mais terrível da escola. A meninada simplesmente virava tudo do avesso, sob o comando do implacável Joãozinho. Irritado com seus alunos, o professor lança um desafio: — Vocês são... Nauczyciel wchodzi do klasy i mówi: Kto głupi wstać. Jasiu wstaje. Nauczyciel pyta: - Czemu wstałeś? - Bo nie chciałem, żeby pan tak sam stał. Idioter rejser sig "Hvis der er nogle idioter i dette rum, så vær venlig at rejse jer op" siger den sarkastiske lærer. Efter et stykke tid stiller en af de nye elver sig op. "Javel ja," siger... Skolotāja ienāk klasē: Kurš ir stulbs pieceļās! Jānītis pieceļās. Tu esi stulbs? Nē skolotāj, man vienkārši žēl, ka jūs viena pati stāvat! Okula yeni gelen ögretmen ilk dersinde ögrencilere ilginç bir çagrıda bulundu : - Kendini geri zekalı hisseden varsa ayağa kalksın… Sınıfta çıt yok. Nihayet biri kalktı : - Sen kendini geri zekalı... Der Lehrer: " Wer von euch glaubt, er sei dumm, der steht jetzt auf." Ausgerechnet der Klassenbeste und Streber steht auf. Erstaunt fragt der Lehrer: "Du glaubst von dir, daß du dumm bist?" -... Lehrerin zur Klasse: "Jeder der denkt, er sei doof, steht bitte auf." Fritzchen steht als einziger auf. Lehrerin: "Fritzchen, warum bist du aufgestanden, denkst du, du bist blöd?" Fritzchen: "Nein,...
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiот?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, "Press веll for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed men proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."
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Little Johnny's teacher gives the class a homework assignment, "Explain the difference between a theory and reality." Little Johnny goes home and is so stumped he asks his sisters ages 21 and 16 for help, and they can't come up with anything either. He then tries asking his father. The father thinks for a bit and replies, "Go to your older sister and ask her if she would suск a guys diск. Then ask her if she would do it for a million dollars. Then go to your younger sister and ask her the same two questions. Write down their answers and bring it back to me." Johnny says, "Okay," and runs off to find his older sister. He asks her the first question and she responds, "Maybe, if I like him."
"Would you do it for a million dollars?" She replies, "Неll yes!" He finds the younger sister and asks her the same questions. Her first reply was "Eeeew, no!" but the second answer was "Yeah, sure." Johnny writes down their answers and takes them back to his father. The father looks over them and replies, "There you go." Johnny asks, "What do you mean?" The father says, "Well in theory we have two million dollars, but in reality we have two соскsuскеrs."
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Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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В класната стая учителката пита Иванчо: Иванчо в час по математика. Little Johnny... The Way You Think школа. идет урок математики. учительница: - дети, а теперь решите... Μου αρέσει ο τρόπος που σκέφτεστε... Τρόπος σκέψης Μου αρέσει ο τρόπος που σκέφτεσαι... A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, Little Johnny was doing his work in math class, when his teacher chose him to answer a question. Στην τάξη του Τοτού έχουν μαθηματικά. Ρωτάει η δασκάλα: A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. Na sala de aula a Professora ( P ) pergunta para o Joãozinho ( J ): Lehrerin zu Fritzchen im Matheunterricht, "Was ist 5 - 2?" Fritzchen weiß es nicht, also will ihm die Lehrerin es veranschaulichen. "Also pass auf, 5 Vögel sitzen auf einer Stange, und du erschießt 2 davon, wie viele bleiben sitzen?" Fritzchen: "Keiner, die anderen fliegen weg." Lehrerin: "Das... "Une prof dit à son élève : « Il y a 3 oiseaux sur un banc. Je prends un fusil, et je tire sur 1 oiseau. Combien restera-t-il d’oiseaux sur le banc ? » L’élève répond : « Aucun car au coup de fusil les autres oiseaux auront peur donc ils s’envoleront. » Le prof répond : « Ce n’est pas la bonne... I skolan frågar fröken: - Det sitter fem kråkor på en gren. Du skjuter en, hur många sitter kvar? Pelle svarar: - Inga. - Ja, sa fröken jag hade tänkt fyra men jag förstår vad du menar. Pelle... Die Lehrerin im Unterricht: „Wenn auf einem Ast drei Vögel sitzen und ich einen abschieße, wie viele sitzen dann noch dort?“ Meldet sich Fritzchen: „Gar keine, Frau Lehrerin!“ – „Aber wieso denn?“... Trois femmes sont sur la plage, elles mangent toutes les trois une glace. Mais elles ont une manière différente de la manger. La première la suce; La deuxième l'avale; La troisième la mord.... Jantje zit op school, vraagt de lerares aan hem: "Jantje er zitten vier vogels op een hekje. Komt er een jager aan en die schiet er een vogel af. Hoeveel vogels zitten er daarna nog op het hekje?... Öğretmeni Ali'ye sormuş;''Ağacta 5 kuş var birini vurdum,geriye kaç kuş kalmıştır.'' Ali ''Kalmaz öğretmenim,hepsi gürültüden uçar,demiş'' Öğretmeni ''Hayır dersimiz matematik ama düşünüş biçimini... Kalles lärare frågade en Kalle. - Om det finns 5 fåglar på en telefonledning och en jägare skjuter ner 2. Hur många är det kvar? - Inga. - Njae... Rätt svar är 2, men jag förstår hur du tänker. -... Fröken frågar Olle: - Det sitter tre fåglar på en gren, du har ett luftgevär och skjuter en, hur många sitter det då kvar? Olle tänkte och svarade: - Ingen! Fröken frågade hur han tänkte då.... Eine Lehrerin beschließt die Intelligenz ihrer Schüler zu testen. Sie fragt Fritzchen: Wenn auf einem Zaun zwei Vögel sitzen, und ich schieße zweimal, wie viele sind dann tot? Fritzchen: Einer. Die... Het is tijd voor de rekenles en de juffrouw vraagt aan Jantje: "Er zitten 6 vogels op een hek, een jager schier er 2 dood hoeveel vogels blijven er over?" "Geen één juffrouw, de anderen vliegen... Урок у школі. Вовочка дивиться у вікно і бачить, що у скверику сидять дві молоді жінки і їдять морозиво. Вовочка піднімає руку і каже: - Марія Іванна, можна запитання? Як ви думаєте, яка з цих... La maestra in aula: “Vi pongo un problema: sul ramo di un albero ci sono otto uccellini; arriva un cacciatore, spara e ne abbatte tre; quanti uccellini rimangono? Prova tu, Giuseppe”. E Giuseppe:... Der Lehrer stellt seinen Schülern eine Frage: Es sitzen 10 Spatzen auf dem Zaun, einen schieße ich ab. Wie viele bleiben? Alle Schüler rufen laut: „Keiner“ . Lehrer: „Richtig“. Schüler: „Dürfen wir... La maitresse interroge toto : - Il y a 3 oiseaux sur un fil, un chasseur en dégomme un, pan !  Combien en reste t il ? - zéro ! repond toto. - Pourquoi dit la maîtresse ? - Parce qu'avec le bruit... Kadın matematik öğretmeni dersinde öğrencilere sorar: - Bir ağacın dalında 7 tane kuş var. Bir taş attım, iki tanesini vurdum. Geriye kaç tane kuş kalır? Bir öğrenci parmak kaldırır ve cevap verir:... Matematika óra. A tanárnő kérdezi a gyerekeket: - Gyerekek! Három veréb ül a villanydróton. Ha az egyiket lelőjük, hány veréb marad a fán? Pistike jelentkezik. - Szerintem egy sem. - Miért nem,... Matekórán a tanárnő feltesz az osztálynak egy kérdést: - Gyerekek, mi történik, ha ül 3 galamb a fán és lelövünk onnan egyet? Pistike majd kiesik a padból úgy jelentkezik, tanárnő fel is szólítja:... Pani w szkole pyta dzieci: - Dzieci, kim chcecie być w przyszłości? Mariola się zgłasza i mówi: - No ja to bym chciała być lekarzem. - A Ty Jasiu? - pyta pani. - Pani profesor - odpowiada Jaś - ja... Læreren: Der sidder 4 fugle på en gren i et træ. Så kommer der en jæger og skyder den ene. Hvor mange er der så tilbage? Peter: Ingen, for de andre flyver væk. Læreren: Nu har vi altså matematik,... La ora de matematica invatatoarea ii intreaba pe copii: - Trei vrabii stau pe o craca. Pe una o impuscam. Cite ramin atunci pe craca? - Nici una, pentru ca celalalte isi iau zborul. - Matematic nu... Toto à l’école écoute avec attention le problème posé par la maîtresse : - « Trois oiseaux sont posés sur un fil, un chasseur tire avec son fusil et en tue 2. Combien en reste-t-il ? » Toto, sûr de... La maestra: Bambini oggi faremo un esercizio di matematica. - Su di un albero ci sono 10 uccelli; arriva il cacciatore e ne ammazza uno. Quanti uccelli rimangono? Pierino: - Nessuno signora... Matek óran a tanítónéni a következő feladatot adja a gyerekeknek : - Van három bagoly az ágon, jön a vadász lelő egyet hány marad? Móricka esik ki a padból úgy jelentkezik, a tanitónéni... Hodina. Učitelka: „Tak, děti, každý z vás má nějakého koníčka, třeba něco sbíráte. Co sbíráte, děti?” Děti: „Já, prosím, ubrousky.” „Já angličáky.” „Já tácky od piva.” „Já primeráky.” Pepíček: „Já... Ο Τοτός ήταν στο σχολείο και η δασκάλα έκανε μαθηματικά. Ρωτάει η δασκάλα την Ελενίτσα: - « Ελενίτσα αν κάθονται τρία πουλάκια στο δέντρο και ρίξεις μια πέτρα στο ένα πόσα θα σου μείνουν? Δυο... Im Mathe-Unterricht fragt die Lehrerin den kleinen Otto: "Otto, drei Tauben sitzen auf einer Mauer, eine fliegt weg, wieviele Tauben sitzen denn dann noch auf der Mauer?" Otto antwortet: "Keine... Skolotāja jautā Pēterītim: - Uz koka sēž 5 vārnas, mednieks nošauj 2, cik vārnu paliek? - Neviena, jo visas izbijās no šāviena trokšņa! - Nu, īstenībā palika 3, bet man patīk tavs domu gājiens....
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says,
"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and suскing the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and suскеd the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...
.....but I like your thinking."
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Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's dad thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
He calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says, "Okay," because she can handle it.
The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says, "Yes, I know who you are."
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you $10 you've got a mole on your вuтт."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down, shows him her вuтт, and there is no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why.
His dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your вuтт and he lost."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your аss before the day was over."
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Little Johnny is outside in the back yard playing with his toy airplane. He takes it up in the air "rrrrrrrrrr" and brings it down for a landing, at which point he yells real loud "All you мотhеrfuскеrs that wanna get off, get off. All you мотhеrfuскеrs that wanna get on, get on." Well Johnnys mom is in the kitchen and hears him yell this. Shocked, Johnnys mom runs outside and tells Johnny to go to his room for 3 hours and think about what he's said. Pouting, johnny stomps to his room. 3 hours later Johnny comes out of his room and goes straight for his toy airplane in the back yard. He picks it up, flys it around a little and lands it. With mom listening closely from the window Johnny says "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. All you nice people that wanna get on, get on......and all you мотhеrfuскеrs complaining about the 3 hour time delay, talk to the вiтсh in the kitchen.
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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One day a man lied down on a nudе beach. Little Johnny comes up to the man, points to his реnis and asks what it was. "Oh, that's my birdie." said the man. "Oh." little Johnny replies. The man fell asleep. When the man woke up, he found himself in the hospital. He looked around to find little Johnny at his bedside. "Hey kid, what happened?", asked the man. "Oh," says little Johnny. "I tried to pet your birdie. It tried to spit water at me, so I cracked it's eggs and burnt it's nest."
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Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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little johnny sat in the classroom. the teacher says class if you can tell me who said these quotes, ill let you leave early. who said four score and seven years ago? nancy beats johnny to it and shouts abe lincoln! the teacher says nancy you can leave. who said ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for you? john kennedy shouts out susan. the teacher says very good susan you can leave. johnny says i wish these вiтсhеs would keep their mouths shut. the teacher says WHO SAID THAT?! johnny said tiger woods! can i leave now?
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Иванчо, защо вчера не беше на училище? В класната стая: Домашно Hay que llevar a la vaca con el toro вовочка опоздал в школу. учительница интересуется причиной... Joãozinho chegou esbaforido e todo sujo, além de atrasado, na primeira aula. A professora se indignou: — Isso é hora? E sujo desse jeito? Isso não tem explicação! — Tem sim, professora: tive que levar a vaca lá de casa pro touro cobrir. — Mas o seu pai não pode fazer isso? — Poder, pode, mas acho... C'est un mec qui se promène à la campagne, lorsqu'il croise une toute petite fille de 6 ans qui conduit une vache au bout d'une corde. Le mec lui dit: - Ben ou tu vas comme ça avec ta vache? - Je... Padre recém chegado na paroquia do interior encontra na estrada uma menina de uns seis anos, puxando uma vaca. - Onde vai, minha menina? - Vou levar a vaca para cruzar com o touro do Seu Zé. O... Ögretmen sinifa geç gelen ögrenciye: -neden geç geldin oglum der -bizim inegi damizlik bogaya götürdüm hocam. der çocuk -o isi baban yapamazmiy di? diye sorunca ögretmen, çocuk gülerek -belki... Jantje komt te laat op school en zegt: "Ik moest de stier wegbrengen om een koe te dekken." Onderwijzer, geirriteerd: "Kan je vader dat niet doen?" Jantje: "Zeker, maar de stier kan het beter." Certo dia na roça, o pai mandou seu filho levar o boi para a vila mais próxima para cruzá-lo com uma vaca. No meio do caminho, o menino encontra um padre. O padre, vendo o menininho tão pequeno... Сільська школа: — Петре! Ти чому вчора в школі не був? — Та ми з батьком корову до бика водили. — А що, батько сам не міг? — Та міг, але бик краще. Трпе зошто не дојде вчера на школо? - Морав да ја носам кравата кај бикот. - Зарем татко ти не можеше тоа да го направи? - Па можеше, али сепак бикот подобро ќе ја заврши работата.
Little Johnny walks a соw through the village square.
The mayor sees him and asks, "Hey Johnny, where are you going with the соw?"
"I'm taking her to the bulls so she would get impregnated," answers Johnny.
The mayor is shocked, "Surely your father had better be doing that?"
Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, "Nah, I think it's really best left with the bulls."
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On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing.
The ground was slippery.
So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's реnis.
His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said: "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, 'Why, Thank you Johnny."
Johnny said: "He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cos he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses!"
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