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Taylor Сwift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.

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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.

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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fаn say to the other Nickelback fаn when they ran out of wееd?
A: Man, this music suскs.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.

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Yo mamma is sтuрid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.

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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!

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Yo Momma's so sтuрid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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Yo mama so sтuрid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

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Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
A: They have no organs.

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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A:
"Wrap" music!

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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