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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.
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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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I’m having the opposite of sеx with the opposite sеx. Lucky me!!
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According to the women’s beach volleyball game I just watched, I don’t need Viаgrа after all.
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“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hеll in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” …
… ~ Attributed to Winston S. Churchill, Prime Minister of the UK during World War II.
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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks...

Me?

I wake up feeling more like "Insufficient Funds".
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How do you know when your too drunк to drive?
When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.
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My wife could work for CSI the way she can spot one of my hairs on the sink after I shave.
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I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married…
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Keys to a good friendship.
Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
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For once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my реnis.
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I hate it how my friends come in my house, do you have a bathroom? NOPE we shiт in the backyard -,-
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Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: what the hеll was I thinking?
‘Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.’
Jackie Mason
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‘Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.’
Jay Leno
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‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
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Bob Geldof ... no wonder he's such an expert on famine, he has been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years.
Russell Brand
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
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The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It’s called the stock market.
Jay Leno
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs. Amerikkalainen kertoi suomalaiselle kotimaastaan: - We have Bill Clinton, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Suomalainen kertoi vuorostaan amerikkalaiselle: - We have Martti Ahtisaari, no hope and no cash.
Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs.
Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs.
Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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С крокодилите е лесно. Те ще се опитат да те убият и изядат. С хората е по-трудно. Понякога те първо ти се правят на приятели ..
Crocodiles are easy. They try to кill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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