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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.

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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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I’m having the opposite of sеx with the opposite sеx. Lucky me!!

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According to the women’s beach volleyball game I just watched, I don’t need Viаgrа after all.

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“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hеll in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” …
… ~ Attributed to Winston S. Churchill, Prime Minister of the UK during World War II.

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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks...

Me?

I wake up feeling more like "Insufficient Funds".

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How do you know when your too drunк to drive?
When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.

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My wife could work for CSI the way she can spot one of my hairs on the sink after I shave.

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I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married…

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Keys to a good friendship.
Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.

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For once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my реnis.

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I hate it how my friends come in my house, do you have a bathroom? NOPE we shiт in the backyard -,-

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The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It’s called the stock market.
Jay Leno

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Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs.
Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs.
Please do not die Kevin Bacon.

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Crocodiles are easy. They try to кill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: what the hеll was I thinking?
‘Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.’
Jackie Mason

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‘Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.’
Jay Leno

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‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright

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Bob Geldof ... no wonder he's such an expert on famine, he has been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years.
Russell Brand

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

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