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Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viаgrа too slowly?
A: He got a stiff neck.

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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viаgrа.The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

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Woman:
Can I get Viаgrа here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

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Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viаgrа to the old men living there?
It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

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Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viаgrа?
He's renaming it Microhard.

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Q: What do Disney World and Viаgrа have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Q: What happens when you mix Viаgrа with Mr. Clean?
A: Rise and shine.

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A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viаgrа for 100 Egyptian pounds.
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 20?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 10?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"
The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it - my wife isn't."

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viаgrа pills."
His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viаgrа?
A: Oooh - Henry!

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Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viаgrа?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

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A shipment of Viаgrа was hijacked on the way to the depot.
The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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Q: What's the scientific name for Viаgrа?
A: Mycoxafailin

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Q: What did the bartender say to his customers?
A: "Men, Viаgrа now comes in liquid form. You can pour yourselves a real stiff one."

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Viаgrа:
Just in case you were wondering, yes, I can get my hands on all the free Viаgrа I want.

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Viаgrа Slogans:
10. The quicker picker upper!
9. One a day, like iron!
8. Get a piece of the rock!
7. You've come a long way, baby!
6. It plumps when you take 'em!
5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
4. Tastes great, more filling!
3. Viаgrа, built ram tough!
2. Here's the beef! And the number one slogan being considered by Viаgrа:
1. Just do her! Some honorable mentions: **We work harder, so you don't have to **Ten inches long...and growing! **Viаgrа, when it absolutely positively has to be there tonight! **Viаgrа, home of the Whopper! **Viаgrа now is a great time to be silver. **This is your реnis. This is your реnis on Viаgrа. Any questions?

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Did you hear about the man who took Viаgrа and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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Sonny, Got Any Viаgrа?
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viаgrа pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sеx. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't рее on my shoes."

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What happens when lawyers take Viаgrа...
Q: What happens when lawyers take Viаgrа?
A: They grow taller.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.

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