Temperatures: - 15°C / 59°f This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norvegians are out in the sun, getting a tan. - 10°C / 50°f...

Temperatures:
- 15°C / 59°f
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norvegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
- 10°C / 50°f
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norvegians plant flowers in their gardens.
- 5°C / 41°f
Italian cars won't start.
The Norvegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°f
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
- 5°C / 23°f
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norvegians have their final barbecue before winter.
- 10°C / 14°f
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norvegians start using long sleeves.
- 20°C / -4°f
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norvegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.
- 30°C / -22°f
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norvegians start drying their laundry indoors.
- 40°C / -40°f
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norvegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
- 50°C / -58°f >
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norvegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
- 70°C / -94°f
The false Santa moves south.
The Norvegian army goes out on winter survival training.
- 183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norvegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
- 273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norvegians start saying "Fаеn, it's cold outside today."
- 300°C / -508°f
Hell freezes over,
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

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