Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. Im Dschungel sind drei Männer unterwegs. Plötzlich gelangen sie in die Hände von Kannibalen. Die Kannibalen möchten die drei essen. Sagt der Häuptling: Американец Tres misioneros son capturados por una tribu de caníbales. El jefe caníbal les dice: Ustedes tener que pedir algo que no poder cumplir y yo dejar vivir 3 men go on a business trip to an island C'est un français A finn Nordmannen Kanibalové uvězní tři lidi na ostrově a kapitán povídá: Z vaší kůže si uděláme kánoj. Najednou jeden z lidí vytrhne nůž z kanibalovy ruky a bodá se. "Co to do prdele děláš?" ptá se nechápavě... En svensk Un américain Trois explorateurs s’enfoncent de plus en plus profondément dans la jungle encore inviolée Cairam um portuga Um portugues Um avião caiu na selva e apenas 3 pessoas se salvaram. Logo chegaram canibais dizendo que os matariam e com a pele fariam canoas. Os caras aterrorizados Čech Anglą
A Frenchman, and Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.
The chief comes to them and says "Guys, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that now that weve caught you, were going to кill you. We will put you in a рот and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, in a very heavy french accent, "I take ze sword." When the chief gives him a sword the Frenchman takes it, exclaims "Vive la France," and runs himself through.
The Englishman is next. He looks the chief in the eye and says " a pistol for me, please." The chief gives him the pistol. The Englishman соскs the gun, points it at his head, yells "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The chief turns to the New Yorker. "Gimme a fork" the man says, with complete disdain. The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives the man a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over his body-the stomach, the sides, the chest, his arms, his legs, everywhere. Blood is gushing out of what seems like every inch of his body. It is horrible.
The chief is appalled, and asks "My God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker looks up at him from the ever expanding pool of blood and says "So much for your canoe, you sтuрid ваsтаrd!"
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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. Im Dschungel sind drei Männer unterwegs. Plötzlich gelangen sie in die Hände von Kannibalen. Die Kannibalen möchten die drei essen. Sagt der Häuptling: Американец Tres misioneros son capturados por una tribu de caníbales. El jefe caníbal les dice: Ustedes tener que pedir algo que no poder cumplir y yo dejar vivir 3 men go on a business trip to an island C'est un français A finn Nordmannen Kanibalové uvězní tři lidi na ostrově a kapitán povídá: Z vaší kůže si uděláme kánoj. Najednou jeden z lidí vytrhne nůž z kanibalovy ruky a bodá se. "Co to do prdele děláš?" ptá se nechápavě... En svensk Un américain Trois explorateurs s’enfoncent de plus en plus profondément dans la jungle encore inviolée Cairam um portuga Um portugues Um avião caiu na selva e apenas 3 pessoas se salvaram. Logo chegaram canibais dizendo que os matariam e com a pele fariam canoas. Os caras aterrorizados Čech Anglą