A Frenchman
                        
                            
                            
                            Im Dschungel sind drei Männer unterwegs. Plötzlich gelangen sie in die Hände von Kannibalen. Die Kannibalen möchten die drei essen. Sagt der Häuptling:
                        
                            
                            
                            Американец
                        
                            
                            
                            Tres misioneros son capturados por una tribu de caníbales. El jefe caníbal les dice: Ustedes tener que pedir algo que no poder cumplir y yo dejar vivir
                        
                            
                            
                            3 men go on a business trip to an island
                        
                            
                            
                            C'est un français
                        
                            
                            
                            A finn
                        
                            
                            
                            Nordmannen
                        
                            
                            
                            Kanibalové uvězní tři lidi na ostrově a kapitán povídá: Z vaší kůže si uděláme kánoj. Najednou jeden z lidí vytrhne nůž z kanibalovy ruky a bodá se. "Co to do prdele děláš?" ptá se nechápavě...
                        
                            
                            
                            En svensk
                        
                            
                            
                            Un américain
                        
                            
                            
                            Trois explorateurs s’enfoncent de plus en plus profondément dans la jungle encore inviolée
                        
                            
                            
                            Cairam um portuga
                        
                            
                            
                            Um portugues
                        
                            
                            
                            Um avião caiu na selva e apenas 3 pessoas se salvaram. Logo chegaram canibais dizendo que os matariam e com a pele fariam canoas. Os caras aterrorizados
                        
                            
                            
                            Čech
                        
                            
                            
                            Anglą
                        
                    
                
The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.
His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family.
This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they кill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn.
He asks for a fork.
The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.
As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hеll with your canoes!"