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A Frenchman Im Dschungel sind drei Männer unterwegs. Plötzlich gelangen sie in die Hände von Kannibalen. Die Kannibalen möchten die drei essen. Sagt der Häuptling: Американец Tres misioneros son capturados por una tribu de caníbales. El jefe caníbal les dice: Ustedes tener que pedir algo que no poder cumplir y yo dejar vivir 3 men go on a business trip to an island C'est un français A finn Nordmannen Kanibalové uvězní tři lidi na ostrově a kapitán povídá: Z vaší kůže si uděláme kánoj. Najednou jeden z lidí vytrhne nůž z kanibalovy ruky a bodá se. "Co to do prdele děláš?" ptá se nechápavě... En svensk Un américain Trois explorateurs s’enfoncent de plus en plus profondément dans la jungle encore inviolée Cairam um portuga Um portugues Um avião caiu na selva e apenas 3 pessoas se salvaram. Logo chegaram canibais dizendo que os matariam e com a pele fariam canoas. Os caras aterrorizados Čech Anglą
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request.
The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.
His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family.
This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they кill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn.
He asks for a fork.
The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.
As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hеll with your canoes!"
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A Frenchman Im Dschungel sind drei Männer unterwegs. Plötzlich gelangen sie in die Hände von Kannibalen. Die Kannibalen möchten die drei essen. Sagt der Häuptling: Американец Tres misioneros son capturados por una tribu de caníbales. El jefe caníbal les dice: Ustedes tener que pedir algo que no poder cumplir y yo dejar vivir 3 men go on a business trip to an island C'est un français A finn Nordmannen Kanibalové uvězní tři lidi na ostrově a kapitán povídá: Z vaší kůže si uděláme kánoj. Najednou jeden z lidí vytrhne nůž z kanibalovy ruky a bodá se. "Co to do prdele děláš?" ptá se nechápavě... En svensk Un américain Trois explorateurs s’enfoncent de plus en plus profondément dans la jungle encore inviolée Cairam um portuga Um portugues Um avião caiu na selva e apenas 3 pessoas se salvaram. Logo chegaram canibais dizendo que os matariam e com a pele fariam canoas. Os caras aterrorizados Čech Anglą
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