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Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
Vigour.

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A laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

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At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

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On a poster at Kencom:
Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help.

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In a cemetery
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

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In a City restaurant:
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.

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