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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father..."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that dамn gun..."
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church.
The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.''
So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.
The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his реnis.
The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can finally call someone father
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One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?"
I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?"
"What choir?" he asked.
"Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your аss over here" the father then replied
"Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said.
I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled"
I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
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What do you call a sеx offender attending church? A priest
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what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
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Father:
"The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!"
Priest:
"Ok, what about the children?“
Father:“FUСК THE CHILDREN"
Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
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Quando sei in chiesa per pregare, ma il peccato è li a tentarti Когато си в църквата, за да се молиш, но грехът е там, за да те изкушава
When you're at church to pray, but temptation is right there waiting.
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After Sunday school, the teacher released the kids to go to church and reminded them, "You all know to be very nice and quiet in the church. And why is that?"  Little Johnny offers, "Miss, it's so we wouldn't wake all those people sleeping." Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping! Lezione di catechismo. L’insegnante chiede ai bambini: “Lo sapete perché bisogna fare silenzio in chiesa?” Pierino, prontissimo: “Sì, perché la gente sta dormendo!” Sekmadieninės mokyklos mokytoja paklausė savo vaikų, beeinančių į bažnyčios susirinkimą: „Kodėl bažnyčioje būtina laikytis tylos?“ Viena guvi mergaitė atsakė: „Nes ten visi miega“.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuск me”
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Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father
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Why do orphans go to church on family day?
cuz they get to spend time with their father
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Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
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Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
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You’d think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
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