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Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother.
Johnny:
"Why is this тамроn commercial so long?"
Mother:
"This is my favorite show called 90210."
Johnny: ...

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One day a British came to India.
He met a pan wala.
He asked can you teach me Hindi.
The betel man agreed.
He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta".
The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".

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You momma so sтuрid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through.
The doctor asked her:
"What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?"
The woman tells him only:
"Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left вrеаsт."

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A man married an illiterate wife.
After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe.
One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44.
The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44.
The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here.
I hope they are all brilliant.

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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.

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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

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What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"

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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

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Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

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The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher:
"So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid:
"My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher:
"That's probably true for your family Abdul."

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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.

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Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An Impasta!

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People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.

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One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?"
I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?"
"What choir?" he asked.
"Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your аss over here" the father then replied
"Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said.
I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled"
I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...

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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

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A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the sтuрid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says,
"Yes, I Love them."
Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?"
Then the sтuрid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the sтuрid guy confused"
Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"

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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified

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