Бабата што решила да се самоубие
На една баба й омръзнал животът и решила да се самоубие.
В болницата оперират баба с огнестрелна рана в лявото коляно.
Решила бабка покончить с собой. Звонит участковому врачу:
Eine 93-jährige Witwe trauerte sehr über den kürzlichen Tod ihres Mannes und sie beschloss
A woman goes to a doctor
Eine Oma beim Arzt : "Wo ist eigentlich das Herz?" Arzt : "2cm unter den Brustwarzen." Nächsten Tag in der Zeitung : Frau wollte Selbstmord begehen und schoss sich ins Knie
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.
Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart.
He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left niррlе.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.