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The Engineer and the Frog Verzauberter Frosch новый русский идёт мимо болота, видит - лягушка. говорит она ему по... Вървял си един програмист и гледа - жаба! Взел я той, а тя му проговорила: Als ein Ingenieur eines Tages die Straße überquerte, wurde er von einem Frosch angesprochen: "Wenn du mich küsst, werde ich eine wunderschöne Prinzessin!" Er beugte sich runter, hob den Frosch auf und steckte ihn in die Tasche. Der Frosch sprach erneut zu ihm: "Wenn du mich küsst und mich zur... A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll... An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.... Un ingegnere sta attraversando la strada, quando una rana lo chiama e gli dice: "Se tu mi baci, io mi trasformerò in una magnifica principessa". Lui si abbassa, raccoglie la rana e la mette in tasca. Allora la rana gli dice: "Se tu mi baci, io mi trasformerò in una magnifica principessa e resterò... Un ingénieur traversait la rue lorsqu'une grenouille l'arrêta et lui dit : - Si tu m'embrasses, je me transformerai en une magnifique princesse. Il se baissa, ramassa la grenouille et la mit dans... Un programmeur découvre une petite grenouille sur son chemin. La grenouille lui parle et dit :"Je suis une véritable belle et jolie princesse, et si tu m'embrasses, je resterai avec toi pendant une... En dag mötte en grön liten groda en man när hon hoppade över vägen. Grodan kväkte åt mannen: - Om du kysser mig blir jag en vacker prinsessa. Mannen plockade upp grodan och satte den i fickan.... Ein Informatiker findet im Wald einen sprechenden Frosch und steckt ihn in die Tasche. Nach einer Weile sagt der Frosch: „Hallo, ich bin eine verzauberte Prinzessin. Wenn du mich küsst, erfülle ich... Mies oli eräänä päivänä ylittämässä katua, kun sammakko kutsui häntä ja sanoi: - Jos suutelet minua, muutun kauniiksi prinsessaksi. Mies kumartui, poimi sammakon ja laittoi sen taskuunsa. Sammakko... Insinööri kävelee töihin. Matkalla hän löytää puhuvan sammakon joka sanoo: - Suutele minua! Minä muutun ihanaksi prinsessaksi ja saat tehdä minulle mitä vain haluat! Insinööri nostaa sammakon... Um Geek (fanático por computadores) estava atravessando a rua quando vê um sapo que abre a boca e começa a falar: — "Se você me beijar, " o sapo fala "eu me transformarei em uma linda princesa,... Un programator mergea pe stradă cînd o broască îl strigă şi îi spune: - Dacă mă săruţi, am să mă transform într-o prinţesă foarte draguţă. Programatorul luă broscuţa, o puse în buzunarul lui şi... Mannen var ute och gick då han såg en groda som sa: - Kyss mig så blir jag en prinsessa! Mannen lade grodan i fickan. Då sa grodan: - Jag är en prinsessa. Kyss mig så stannar jag i en vecka hos... Ein Informatiker geht durch den Park. Dabei spricht ihn ein Frosch an: "Ich bin eine verwunschene Prinzessin. Wenn Du mich küsst und heiratest verwandle ich mich zurück und bin für immer Dein!"....
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He веnт over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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