Fat Jokes

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What do Rudolph and your mom have in common?
They'll both let fат men with eight bucks ride behind them.

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Why should you never bring a fат person to see a dramatic movie?
They will ruin the suspension.

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I ran into a fат guy on the way to work
Luckily I bounced back

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What do you call a fат guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother?
Adipose Rex.

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What does a waiter say to a fат person when it takes a long time to bring out the fат person's food?
Sorry about your weight

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I go through condoms like a fат man goes through ice cream!
I probably shouldn't have bought the ice cream flavored ones.

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What did the wise man say to the fат guy?
You should probably go on a diet.

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What do you say when someone asks you to make a fат person leave?
"Piece of cake."

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Stop making fun of the fат girl
Shes thick and tired of it.

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Why are fат people like relationships?
Most of them don't work out.

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The doctor told me I need to cut any excess fат out of my lifestyle.
I couldn’t be any more delighted, I’ve finally got the excuse I needed to divorce my wife.

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My grandparents once told me...
"Son be grateful for what you have, because there are fат people starving in America."

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How do you confuse a fат nymphomaniac?
Buy her a big chocolate dildо.

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Facebook memories are a great way to see how fат you've gotten.

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To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fат, that is so female…

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Yo mama is so fат China uses her to block the internet.

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I was out in the garden with my obese wife looking up at the stars with our telescope ‘she said it’s amazing I can see all the galaxies!’
I said ‘stop pointing the telescope at the chocolate shop and look at the dамn stars!’

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Last night I made my wife come in two seconds.
I held out a chocolate bar.

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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Yo momma so fat
When she sat on the iPhone 6 plus
It turned into the iPad 6 Plus

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