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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
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Безброй математици влизат в един бар. Безкраен брой математици влизат в един бар. Математици Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!" Eine unendliche Anzahl Mathematiker geht in eine Bar. Der erste bestellt ein Bier, der zweite ein halbes Bier, der nächste 1/4, und so geht das eine ganze Weile weiter… Der Barkeeper zapft 2 Bier,...
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a вееr, the second orders half a вееr, the third orders a quarter of a вееr, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Пивото има женски хормони Алкохолот содржи женски хормони?! Θηλυκές ορμονες Абе вярно ли е, че в бирата слагат женски хормони? Учени са открили женски хормони в бирата! Последние исследования показали, что в пиве содержится высокая концентрация женских гормонов. Unterhalten sich zwei Männer, sagt der eine: Wusstest du schon, dass Bier weibliche Hormone enthält. Nicht?! Die Wissenschaft fand heraus, daß man, wenn man zu viel Bier trinkt, viel Blödsinn redet. Cientistas descobrem que após a fermentação, a cerveja passa por uma transformação química e libera um composto parecido com o hormônio feminino. Deve ser por isso que quando tomamos uma cerveja: — A gente começa a falar demais; — Ri à toa; — E dirige mal. Il est scientifiquement prouvé que n'importe quel alcool contient des hormones féminines: Quand on en boit trop, on parle beaucoup, on dit des conneries et on conduit mal. För en tid sedan föreslog kanadensiska forskare att männen borde se över sin ölkonsumtion. Till grund för detta uttalande låg en undersökning som visar att öl innehåller kvinnliga könshormoner.... "Ich glaube, im Bier sind weibliche Hormone?" "Wie kommst denn da drauf?" "Ganz einfach: Immer wenn ich zuviel davon trinke, kann ich nicht mehr Auto fahren." "Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight,... CONFIRMADO! CERVEJA TEM HORMONIOS FEMININOS! QUANDO VOCÊ BEBE DEMAIS: VC GASTA MAIS DO QUE TEM. SÓ FALA BESTEIRA. E DIRIJE MAL! Uma pesquisa feita por professores de Cambridge confirma: Todas as bebidas alcoólicas contém hormônio feminino. Sim pois quem bebe demais dirige mal e só fala besteira In bier zitten vrouwelijke hormonen; Hoe meer je drinkt, hoe meer je praat en hoe slechter je gaat rijden. Kaverus totesi toiselle baaritiskillä: Oluessa on pakko olla naishormoneja. Miten niin? toinen kaverus vastasi. Koska aina kun juon liikaa, puhun jonnin joutavia, enkä osaa ajaa autoa. Weten jullie dat er in bier vrouwelijke hormonen zitten? Als je tien glazen bier op hebt, begin je allerlei onzin uit te kramen…en je gaat je overal mee bemoeien.. en je kunt dan ook geen auto meer... Forskere ved Helsedepartementet i Canada foreslo, på bakgrunn av analyser som viser innhold av kvinnelige hormoner i øl, at man skulle gjøre et vitenskapelig forsøk for å avdekke hvordan dette i... Øl En forskning har vist at der er kvindelige hormoner i øl. Det forklare vel, hvorfor mænd er så dumme at høre på efter 6-7 øl? Amerikassa on tehty merkittävä tiedelöytö. Olut sisältää pieniä määriä naishormoneja. Todistaakseen teoriansa tiedemiehet juottivat sadalle miehelle 12 tuopillista olutta kullekin, ja tulokset... Vorige week hebben wetenschappers de resultaten bekend gemaakt van een onderzoek dat aantoont dat bier kleine hoeveelheden vrouwelijke hormonen bevat. Om hun theorie te bewijzen, gaven ze honderd... Im Bier sind weibliche Hormone! Woher weißt du das? Wenn ich mehrere trinke kann ich nicht mehr Autofahren und rede dummes Zeug! ¿ Sabías que la cerveza tiene hormonas femeninas ?,le dice un borracho en un bar a otro. - No te creo. - Si, fijate si tomas demasiado, empiezas a hablar mucho y manejas el auto de lo peor. - Stiati ca berea contine hormoni feminini? - Cum asa!? - Daca bei bere, vorbesti aiurea si Nu stii sa conduci. Dizem que estão colocando hormonio feminino na cerveja, é, porque quando o homem bebe, só fala besteira e dirige muito mal Im Bier sind tatsächlich weibliche Hormone. Wenn ich davon zu viel trinke, labere ich nur noch Stuß und kann nicht mehr Autofahren. There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically. Det er nu videnskabeligt bevidst at man bliver mere feminin af at drikke øl! Dette fandt man ud af ved at give 10 mænd 15 øl hver og så observerer deres opførsel: de gik alle op i vægt, kunne ikke...
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their вееr consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in вееr.
The theory is that drinking вееr makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of вееr each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft landed in front of them.
A married alien couple walked out and said, "Hello, earthlings, we come in peace. We are scientists from the planet GRUDO-X and we want you to tell us all about your planet."
So they talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sеx.
The humans told the aliens how humans have sеx and the aliens were in shock!
It was very similar to the way the aliens did it.
The men in the group decided to have a little experiment with switching wives for a night.
When the human woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately laughed at his "thing."
The alien looked down and said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot."
And he hit his head twice and "it" grew at least two feet.
The woman said "Wow! That's impressive, but I could snap that thing if I wanted to."
So the alien pulled his ears twice and it expanded. The two had the greatest sеx of their lives.
The next morning the human man came for his wife and asked, "How was it?"
The wife replied, "Great!"
The man said, "Well, for some strange reason thealien woman kept jumping on me, pulling my ears and hitting me on the head, screaming, "It's broken! It's broken!"
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
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В Китай изобретили нов робот които лови крадци. Робот В Японии изобрели робота, который ловит воров. Учёные разных стран собрались и изобрели роботов, которые ловят воров, после чего отправили их в разные страны. Os japoneses criaram uma máquina de pegar ladrão. Foi o maior sucesso em alguns países!!! No Japão, em 5 horas a máquina pegou 5 ladrões. Nos EUA, em 4 horas pegou 4 ladrões. Na Coreia, em 3 hora... Os japoneses pau curto, inventaram uma máquina para os ladrões nunca mais assaltarem, pra pega os ladrão. Aí, pego 5 ladrão em 2 segundo no japão. levo pra espanha, pego 10 ladrão em 2 segundo.... В Японії винайшли робота, який ловить крадіїв. — В Японії за 5 хвилин спіймали 100 крадіїв. — В Америці за 5 хвилин спіймали 200 крадіїв. — В Росії за 5 хвилин хтось украв робота. Una vez en Japón 5 japoneses crearon una máquina que atrapaba ladrones. Primero la máquina la estrenaron en Japón y en menos de 30 minutos atrapó 25 ladrones. La llevaron a Francia y en menos de 20... A japánok teveztek egy nyomozó-robotot, ami elkapja a tolvajokat. Be is vetették három országban. - Japánban öt perc alatt elfogtak 100 tolvajt. - Az Egyesült Államokban öt perc alatt elfogtak 200... Cientistas testaram em Nova York uma máquina para apanhar ladrões. Com um sistema revolucionário, a invenção apanhou 1.500 ladrões em apenas 5 minutos! Resolveram então levar o aparelho e testá-lo... Japonyada hırsız yakalayan bir robot icat etmişler. Amerikada 5 dakikada 180 hırsız yakalamış. Italyada 5 dakikada 80 hırsız yakalamış. Fransana 5 dakikada 30 hırsız yakalamış. Türkiyede 5 dakikada... Una vez en Japón, 5 japoneses crearon una máquina que atrapaba ladrones. Estrenaron la máquina en Japón y en menos de 30 minutos atrapó a 25 ladrones. La llevaron a Francia y en menos de 20...
Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves.
In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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There was no Big Ваng.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Yesterday scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of estrogen.
To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...
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I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
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Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1) Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2) Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3) Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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