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Стига вече с този Перник. Чък Норис като е толкова як, да дойде и да ми удари главата в клавиатуратаажгэ 44и9оапъврппъуэ эпцуэцд2эпт94итсд цот903т09пцоп Chuck Norris? На клавиатурата на Чък Норис няма бутон "Ctrl". Айде стига толкова с тоя Чък Норис! Той е само актьор, не е някой велик бог примерно. What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha. Hagyjuk már Chuck Norrist. Csak egy hülye színész. Ha tényleg igaz lenne róla az amit írnak, akkor egyszerűen idejönne és beleverné a fejem a billentnkasdflvns kln nl snlv sldsfwa pdr bsw . . . There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck norris is always in control Wenn Chuck Norris wirklich existieren würde, dann würde er jetzt hinter mir stehen und meinen Kopf auf die Tastatur hauhshsbfuözDluRhlDEOtodZDLZdulgähyk Víte, já si stejnak myslím že všechny ty povídky o Chuckovi Norrisovi nejsou skutečné. Protože kdyby byl tak drsnej, tak by přišel a začal by mi mlátit hlavou do... They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be... Што е ова со Чак Норис, сите го сметаат за бог а тој е само еден обичен актер. Да беше бог во овој миг ке ми ја треснеше главата од тастатура хсдфгбхџ. Всдчќфпеоњ9ту943ѕ5р78921пујфклс н фд Všechny tyhle vtipy jsou hloupé. Kdyby to byla pravda, tak sem teď přijde a začne mi hlavou mlátit o klávesniiisjdfnvinaifvbisanfvacnoaeincpqdcbvia iqev iqen Nu mai radeti de Chuck Norris, e doar un simplu om! Daca bancurile cu Chuck Norris erau adevarate, acum era in spatele meu si ma dadea cu capul de tastaturrrraaauuuchhaauuu
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Третокласник: Oma fragt das kleine Fritzchen, was er sich denn zum Geburtstag wünscht. Seine Antwort: Fritzchen wird von einem Freund gefragt, was er sich zum Geburtstag wünscht. "Tampons!", antwortet er. Der Freund fragt: Un niño le pregunta al otro: - ¿Qué vas a pedirle a Papá Noel este año? - Yo voy a pedirle una bicicleta, ¿y tú? - Yo voy a pedirle un Tampax. - ¿Un Tampax? ¿Y qué es un Tampax? - No lo sé, pero en la televisión dicen que puedes ir a la playa todos los días, correr en bicicleta, ir a caballo,... Deux enfants qui discute. - qu'est ce que tu a demandé pour Noël toi ? - une PlayStation et toi ? - des Tampax. - c'est quoi des Tampax ? - je sais pas mais ils disent dans la pub que avec tu peux faire du vélo, de la natation, de l'escalade, du cheval... Deux jeunes enfants à l'école pendant la récréation. - T'as demandé quoi pour Noël ? - Un Tampax. - C'est quoi ça ? - Je sais pas, mais avec tu peux faire du cheval, de la gym, du vélo... To børn i frikvarteret: - Hvad har du bedt Julemanden om til jul? - En Tampax. - Hvad i alverden er DET? - Det ved jeg ikke, men med det, kan du ridde på hest, lave gymnastik, cykle ...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four.
The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?"
The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"
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An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.
Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance.
On the big day, they were as ready as they could be.
The Japanese team won by a mile.
Afterwards, the American team became discouraged by the loss and their morale sagged.
Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found.
A Continuous Measurable Improvement Team of "Executives" was set up to investigate the problem and to recommend appropriate corrective action.
Their conclusion: The problem was that the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, whereas the American team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering.
The American Corporate Steering Committee immediately hired a consulting firm to do a study on the management structure.
After some time and billions of dollars, the consulting firm concluded that "too many people were steering and not enough rowing."
To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the management structure was changed to "4 Steering Managers, 3 Area Steering Managers, and 1 Staff Steering Manager" and a new performance system for the person rowing the boat to give more incentive to work harder and become a six sigma performer.
"We must give him empowerment and enrichment." That ought to do it.
The next year the Japanese team won by two miles.
The American Corporation laid off the rower for poor performance, sold all of the paddles, cancelled all capital investments for new equipment, halted development of a new canoe, awarded high performance awards to the consulting firm, and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.
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