Третокласник: Oma fragt das kleine Fritzchen, was er sich denn zum Geburtstag wünscht. Seine Antwort: Fritzchen wird von einem Freund gefragt, was er sich zum Geburtstag wünscht. "Tampons!", antwortet er. Der Freund fragt: Un niño le pregunta al otro: - ¿Qué vas a pedirle a Papá Noel este año? - Yo voy a pedirle una bicicleta, ¿y tú? - Yo voy a pedirle un Tampax. - ¿Un Tampax? ¿Y qué es un Tampax? - No lo sé, pero en la televisión dicen que puedes ir a la playa todos los días, correr en bicicleta, ir a caballo,... Deux enfants qui discute. - qu Deux jeunes enfants à l To børn i frikvarteret: - Hvad har du bedt Julemanden om til jul? - En Tampax. - Hvad i alverden er DET? - Det ved jeg ikke, men med det, kan du ridde på hest, lave gymnastik, cykle ...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four.
The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?"
The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"
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