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What is any parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
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What does a bald guy say when you give him a comb for Christmas?
Oh thanks… I shall never part with it.
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What do snowmen do in their spare time?
They’re just chilling.
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In the morning of Christmas Eve, a lady rummages through the last remaining turkeys in the supermarket freezer.
“Do they get any вiggеr by any chance?” she asks the shop assistant with a sigh.
He looks at her for a while and says, “No madam, they are quite dead.”
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And who brings presents to little sharks who’ve been good the whole year?
Santa Jaws!
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It’s a good thing Santa doesn’t suffer from dyslexia.
It would be inconvenient to receive a Christmas visit from Sатаn.
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What do you get when you make a snowman really, really mad angry?
Frothy the Snowman.
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So – Santa is this foreign guy with a host of small people who build the toys we give our kids?
Santa must be Chinese.
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Cats have it so much better… They have an indoor litterbox all year round. Dogs only get less than a month of living-room Christmas tree.
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Billy asks his friend Joe, “Why would you want two sets of trains for Christmas?!”
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“Because I still want to get to play when my dad is home!”
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Why are there no chimney sweeps in Scotland?
Why pay for something that Santa does regularly for free?
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Christmas is on my mind the whole 12 months before it comes.
It is also on my Visa bill the whole 12 months afterwards.
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Dear Santa, this year, I really don’t need you to bring me anything. Actually, could you possibly take away my mother in law?
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A dog is gazing up at the Christmas tree and sighs with satisfaction, “Oh, my master is the best, as always. What dog can say they’ve had electrical lights installed in their indoor toilet?”
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“Darling, what do you think we should give Granny for Christmas?”
“The most precious thing we have!”
“Oh, what’s that?”
“Our children for babysitting!”
Little Johnny by the Christmas tree:
“And are all these gifts from Santa?”
“Yes Johnny,” beams his mother.
“Oh, so you didn’t get me a dаrn thing again this year, did you.”
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When I was buying our Christmas tree, the cheery seller asked if I’d be putting it up myself.
Disgusting man, I’ll be putting it in our living room of course!
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What is the equivalent of a superdeath laser gun for snowmen?
A hairdryer.
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When the three kings came to visit newborn Jesus, one of them slipped on the straw and twisted his ankle. “Jesus Сhrisт!” he yelled in pain.
Mary looked questioningly at Joseph and said, “That actually sounds a lot better than Chester, doesn’t it?”
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