Chuck Norris

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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.

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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!

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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.

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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.

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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.

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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a сhаliсе.
This сhаliсе is now known as the holy grail.

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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.

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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.

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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris lap

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was hоrny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.

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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.

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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.

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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...

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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.

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