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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.

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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.

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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.

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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undiеs over his pants!

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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.

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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.

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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole соw, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.

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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.

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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.

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