Chuck Norris

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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!

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The actual definition of U. F. O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.

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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.

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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.

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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.

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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.

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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.

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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action сriме drama, it was a documentary.

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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!

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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.

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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!

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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.

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