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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence. Чак Норрис родился 6 мая 1945 года. Германия сдалась 7 мая 1945 года. Совпадение? Я так не думаю Chuck Norris wurde am 6 Mai 1945 geboren. Die Nazis kapitulierten am 7 Mai 1945. ZUFALL !!! Chuck Norris naît le 6 mai 1945 l'Empire nazi chute le 7 mai 1945 Coïncidence ? Je ne pense pas Chuck Norris est Né le 6 mai 1945. Hitler a capitulé le 7 mai 1945.
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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.
The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see you there." Το Tυφλό λαγουδάκι O coelhinho tropeça numa cobra e logo justifica: — Desculpe! É que eu não te vi porque sou cego! — Não tem problema! — ameniza a cobra. — Eu também não te vi. Também sou cega. Que tipo de animal é...
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There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says, "If you go into the bathroom there is a mirror. Look into the mirror and tell anything in your life that you believe is true. If you are telling the truth then "РООF" a hundred dollars pops out, if you lie then "РООF" you'll disappear." So the red head goes in first and stares deeply into the mirror and proclaims, "I think that i am the most beautiful woman in the world!", "РООF" a hundred dollars pops out. Then the brunette goes in. "I think that i am the smartest woman in the world," "РООF" a hundred dollars pops out. Now it's the blonde's turn. She slowly walks into the bathroom with her hands over her eyes and peeks between her fingers at the mirror. She waits... nothing happens... she is glad. She stands bravely and states, "I think... "РООF " she disappears.
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На 14 февруари мъж влиза в аптеката: Валентајн 14 февраля, аптека. - Здравствуйте! - Закончились! Аптека в День всіх закоханих: - Доброго дня. - Закінчилися! 14 februarie. La Farmacie intra un client: - Buna ziua. As vrea Si eu... - S-au terminat! il intrerupse Brusc farmacista.
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Събуждат се мъж и жена на 8-ми март. Una mujer se despierta en la mañana, y le cuenta a su marido: - Mi amor, he tenido un bello sueño. Soñé que me regalabas un collar de diamantes por mi cumpleaños! Qué significará? El marido le... Eine Frau aus einem Nickerchen aufgewacht und rief zu ihrem Ehemann, "ich gerade hatte einen Traum, dass du mir gegeben, eine schöne Perlenkette hast. Was glauben Sie, dass das bedeutet?" Ihr Mann... A mulher acorda o marido no meio da noite e diz, emocionada: — Querido, sonhei que você estava me dando um colar de brilhantes! O que será que esse sonho quer dizer? E ele responde — Você vai saber... Uma mulher se levanta pela manhã, acorda o marido e lhe diz: — Amor, tive um sonho maravilhoso. Sonhei que você me deu um colar de diamantes no meu aniversário. O que será que isso quer dizer? O...
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Valentines Slogans:
10. I admire your strength, I admire your sрunк, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunк.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whоrе.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fат аss.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your аss.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "воотy".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm hоrny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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