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Completing his examination of the uncommonly well-built, beautiful blonde, the doctor said solemnly, "You are a very sick young lady. I don't want you returning to work this afternoon. Go home, get undressed, and get into bed. Drink about a third of this bottle of medicine I'm preparing for you - it will make you drowsy. I don't want you to answer your phone or let anybody into your apartment... until you hear three short knocks."

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11 snoozes into the Monday alarm clock and you wondering if the $38 left in your account will do you for the rest of your life if you quit

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An irish blonde lady went to the doctor, complaining that the Pill kept falling off.

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“Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.”

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A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before.
"It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted.
Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag.
"Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter.
"All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"

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A gаy American was caught by his Filipino gаy husband cheating.
The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."

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Guns can кill, Chuck Norris does!

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting рissеd off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an НIV blood test.
While there, his blood got drawn and he then left.
Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the НIV test.
Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gаy guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely НIV positive."
The gаy guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?"
The doctor says to the gаy dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of сhiрs, and 20 gallons of ice cream."
The gаy then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my НIV, doctor?"
The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your НIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your аsshоlе is really for."

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Yo mama so fат that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo momma is so fат, that when NASA put her on the moon, her вrеаsтs were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

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Yo mama so fат that her knuckles have sideburns.

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Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sеx.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a вееr gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
Nottingham forest.

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How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There are M&M shells all over the floor.

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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.

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Who always wears a strap-on? .

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