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Моsеs, Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap.
Moses parts the water and сhiрs the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap.
Jesus just walks on the water and сhiрs the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap.
But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.
As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws.
The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it.
Startled, the eagle drops the fish.
When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
Библиски голф Jesus and Moses Play Golf Το γκολφ. Ο Ιησούς, ο Μωυσής και ένας γεράκος παίζουν γκολφ Играят голф Исус Христос, Моисей и един дядка. Moisés, Jesus e um velho barbudo estão jogando golfe. Moisés dá uma tacada longa, que cai na relva, mas rola diretamente para dentro do lago. Moisés ergue o taco, separa as águas, e a bola rola em... De heilige Johannes is samen met twee andere aan het golven. Hij heeft de afgelopen 2000 jaar flink geoefend en is dus in een goede vorm. Hij slaat de bal, een pracht van een slag, in drie slagen... Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it... Están Moisés, Jesús y un viejo jugando al Golf. Sale Moisés, y la bola se le va al agua. Se acerca al lago, hace que las aguas se abran, golpea, y hoyo en dos golpes. Le toca a Jesús. Golpea, y la... Moses spiller golf Tre mænd er ude at spille golf. Først slår den første, det er Moses. Han rammer ned i vandet, men så går han ned til vandet, vandet spreder sig, og han rammer hullet. så slår... Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water... Mooses, Jeesus ja vanha mies oli pelaamassa golfia. Mooses asteli tiille ja löi palloa. Se meni peliväylän ohi ja laskeutui vesiesteeseen. Mooses halkaisi veden ja löi pallon greenille. Jeesus...
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This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.
The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language."
The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church.
The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive well left into the trees."
The priest said, "And that's when you swore."
The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."
The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"
The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."
The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the f...ing putt!"
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