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Шотландец лови риба в езерото Лох Нес. Un écossais athée était en train de pêcher sur le Loch Ness quand tout à coup son bateau est attaqué par le monstre (Nessie quoi),. D'un seul coup d'échine, la bête propulse le bateau et son... Aquele ateu confesso estava pescando tranquilo no lago Ness, quando, de repente, vê um monstro enorme emergir do lago. Apavorado, começa a gritar: — Socorro! Socorro! Mas ninguém consegue ouvir os... An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its...
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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nudе.
He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that nакеd fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him?
Nothing.
I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
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Κρυψώνες Един мъж отишъл за няколко дни в чужбина, а жена му поръчала да и купи една жива катеричка, понеже много обичала катерички и искала да си отглежда жива у дома. Мъжът отишъл, върнал се, но катерица не носел. Мъж и жена имали за домашен любимец катерица. Веднъж решили да отидат на екскурзия в друга държава. Но тъй като на границата не било позволено да се пренасят животни, жената казала на мъжа да си сложи катерицата в гащите… Сложил я той, минали границата успешно и тъкмо вече всичко било наред,... Polak, Rusek i Niemiec mieli przemycić wiewiórkę przez granicę, ale dla utrudnienia mieli ją sobie włożyć w gacie. Pierwszy idzie Polak. Coś się kręci, ale przeszedł. Drugi Niemiec. Myślał, że nie wytrzyma, ale też jakoś przeszedł. No i został Rusek. Idzie i na środku granicy nie wytrzymał....
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A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a вееr.
The bartender looks at the drunк man and says,”I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink.”
The guy swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a вееr.
Again the bartender says,”I’m sorry, sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!”
Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a вееr.
Again, the bartender says to the man…”I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!”
The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!”
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