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Извинете, дали сте вие таткото на моето дете? Supermarket стоит мужик в магазине в очереди и тут обращает внимание на очень... Виждам в опашката пред касата една страхотна блондинка Мужик стоит в очереди в кассу в супермаркете. Ein Typ steht in der Schlange im Supermarkt, als ihm eine scharfe Blondine etwas weiter hinten, freundlich zuwinkt und anlächelt. Er kann sein Glück nicht fassen und fragt sie: Un gaillard fait la file à la caisse de son supermarché quand il remarque qu'une petite blonde canon lui fait signe de la main et lui sourit. Il s'adresse à elle et dit gentiment : " Excusez-moi, est-ce que je vous connais? " A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. Un homme au supermarché se rend compte qu'une blonde canon lui fait signe de la main. Tout content, l'homme s'approche et demande : Um cara está na fila do caixa no supermercado quando uma morena escultural lhe acena com a mão e lança um sorriso daqueles. Ele deixa por momentos o carrinho das compras na fila, dirige-se à morena... Jos staat in de rij van de supermarkt met achter hem een knappe blondine. Wanneer hij zich omdraait, glimlacht ze lief naar hem en steekt ze haar hand op als begroeting. Verbaast vraagt hij aan... En läcker blondin vinkar till mannen, han tycker att han känner igen henne. - Känner jag dig? frågar han. - Om inte jag tar fel så är du far till ett av mina barn? Han börjar fundera på den enda... Kender jeg dig? En lækker blond kvinde vinker til manden, der synes han har set hende før. - Kender jeg dig, spørger han og får svaret: - Hvis jeg ikke tager fejl er du far til et af mine børn. Han... Chlap stojí v supermarketu ve frontě u pokladny, když si všimne, že na něj opodál mává blondýna a mile se usmívá. Docela se diví, že zrovna k němu by se hlásila taková kočka. Přesto jde k ní a aniž... La chica del oxxo Un tipo está en la fila de la caja de un OXXO, cuando una rubia escultural lo saluda agitando la mano, y le lanza una de aquellas sonrisas estremecedoras... El tipo mira hacia los... Facet poszedł do supermarketu i zauważył, że atrakcyjna kobieta wodzi za nim wzrokiem. Podszedł do niej, a ona powitała go ciepło. Był zaskoczony, bo nie mógł sobie przypomnieć skąd ją zna. - Czy...
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MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a вiggеr oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.
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St. Peter was sat next to the god in heaven when the all of a sudden the pearly gates started to rattle.
God said to Peter,"go and see who is rattling the gates."
Peter ran down the stairway to heaven and opened the pearly gates and there stood a dirтy unwashed man in a vest.
Peter looked the man up and down and said "yes' can I help you?"
The man replied in a broad Irish accent, "Top of the mornin to ya sur, would the good lord have any scrap he be not wanting?"
St. Peter stood silent for a moment then said: "wait here a moment."
Peter shut the gate and ran back up the stairway to heaven and said to God, "It's Pykies my lord, wanting scrap."
God says to St. Peter "Shiт! Lock everything up and hide the keys, then go back down and tell them to вuggеr off!"
Peter runs down the stairway to heaven opens the gate and tells "the pykie to вuggеr off, slams the pearly gates shut and locks it. Peter returns to the lord."
God says to Peter, "we'll give it half hour then go and see if they have gone."
A half hour passed.
"Peter! Go and see if they have gone!"
Peter runs down the stairway to heaven then returns to God panting and says to God "They have gone, my Lord!"
"Good" says God, "and so have the pearly gates, my lord."
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