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A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admirethe animal.
"What's your dog's name?" she asked.
"Неrреs," replied the dog's owner.
"How.... Odd," said the woman. "Why Неrреs?"
"Because he won't heel."

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One-Liner Jokes

“A dentist in a court trial was оrаlly examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth.”

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes Dentist Jokes

(do this on your calculator.) one day there was a Blonde who thought her воовs were 2 2 big so she went to 37th street to building number 8 and talked to Dr. double 00. She left building number eight to find she was boobless. ( turn calculator upside down to see boobless)

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Boob Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a соndом? So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said,
"It's part of my emergency repair kit." Josh said,
"I can see that, but why?" Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to вlоw up one of my tires."

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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf ваlls," the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf ваlls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf ваlls?"
"Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"

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A blonde was late for work so she hopped in her car, popped it in reverse and quickly rolled out of the driveway.
She wasn't looking and she hit another car. And the man in the car jumped out all furious yelling at the blonde.
"OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE HOW SТUРID YOU ARE! I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DRIVE AGAIN!" Said that Man. "NOW YOU STAND ON THIS MAN-HOLE AND DONT MOVE UNTIL I TELL YOU!" He exclaimed.
SO she did and he went over to her car and started beating the сrар out of it.
He was kicking dents in it and just going off and the girl started to laugh.
He looked over and she stopped and then he went to his car and grabbed a bat. He started bashing all the windows in and putting even вiggеr dents in the car.
The girl started laughing even harder this time. He looked over again and she stopped.
By now the man was рissеd so he got some gas and put it all over the car and lit it up. The whole car bursted into flames and blew up.
By now the girl was on the ground busting up laughing. So the man goes over and says:
"What the hеll is so funny?"
The girl replies with:
"I stepped off the man-hole 3 times and you didn't even see me!"

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Blonde Jokes

I do not understand why people write letters to magazines. It accomplishes nothing; its pointless. [If] you want to see your name in print that bad, write on a piece of paper and look at it: Ah, there it is. Just as I always dreamed.

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One-Liner Jokes

So they ask me, Would you like to answer your secret security password question? I think, Oh yeah, surely I can answer a question posed by slightly younger me.

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What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!

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One-Liner Jokes

Speaking to her two daughters, a mother said,
"When we get home you need to clean your bedrooms. Your grandmother is coming to visit us tonight and I want the whole house to look tidy."
The younger daughter answered, "We will, Mommy. But isn't that kind of like, lying?"

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One-Liner Jokes Grandparent Jokes

Saw a great product advertised -- it was a hearing aid made to look like a Bluetooth headset. Its for people who are embarrassed about wearing a hearing aid but not about wearing a Bluetooth headset.

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“I knew a chemist who use to periodically build tables.”

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!
I said, “Mark, my words!”

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I cant seal the deal in my dreams. I hit on women in real life and theyre like, In your dreams. Im like, No. Not even there.

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Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Â“IÂ’d like to order a bar pizza,Â” the idiот says.
Â“Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices,Â” the barmaid asks.
Â“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

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Chuck Norris drew the line and made Johnny Cash walk it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes