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I have a new idea for a game show for people who are high, and its called Can You Remember What You Just Saw? Thats actually the bonus round. Round one is Can You Describe Whats in Front of You Right Now? OK, you got it? Were going to take it away. What was it? We will not accept awesome.

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.

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Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.

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Animal Jokes

Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this water.
Patient: Will this make me feel better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own роор because Chuck Norris will not take shiт from anyone.

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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.

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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.

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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.

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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.

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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.

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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
"How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).

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Blonde Jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.

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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.

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