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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Old People Jokes

What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer

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Harry Potter Jokes Dinosaur jokes

After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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Asian jokes Customer service jokes Communication Jokes Stupid Jokes Phone jokes American Jokes

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a вееr gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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Men jokes Beer Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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Animal Jokes

What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
"Olive or twist?"

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth. Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.
Her response:
"Just meet me in the parking lot!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers?
You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room...

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Lawyer Jokes

Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email:
Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me:
How is your fianceé?
The Johny´s brother reply was only:
Hi John, her brother is doing well.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Wedding jokes Communication Jokes

Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris froze hеll.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad:
"Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him:
"Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."

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Kids Jokes Dad Jokes Stupid Jokes

Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”

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One-Liner Jokes Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes Restaurant Jokes

Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

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Bible Jokes Customer service jokes Christian Jokes Stupid Jokes Dinosaur jokes

WТF? = Where's The Food?

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Dirty jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
Chuck Norris is clapping.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes