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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats

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Political Jokes Democrat jokes Communication Jokes

Why are there no brunette jokes?
Because blondes would have to think them up.

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Blonde Jokes

There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gаy guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes Fitness jokes Communication Jokes Love Jokes

What are a couple of gаy Mexicans called?
Juan on Juan.

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Mexican jokes Gay and Lesbian Jokes

What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.

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Food Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Why do blacks walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

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Black People Jokes

What's long and hard on a blackman?
The first grade.

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School Jokes Black People Jokes

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It's our New Year's razz Aleutian.

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One-Liner Jokes

Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang,"
"Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Asian jokes Communication Jokes

My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.

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One-Liner Jokes

What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"

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Black People Jokes

A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said,
"I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."

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Religion jokes God Jokes Animal Jokes Hunting Jokes

Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Birthday Jokes

Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him:
"Lately I have a big problem with my memory."
The psychiatrist asks Johny:
"And how does it demonstrate concretely?"
Johny:
"What?"

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Little Johnny Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Communication Jokes

Who always wears a strap-on? .

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There are M&M shells all over the floor.

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Food Jokes Blonde Jokes Chocolate Jokes Stupid Jokes

What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
Nottingham forest.

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Sports Jokes Soccer Jokes