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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.

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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said:
"Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"

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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.

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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.

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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.

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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked:
"What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand:
"What's 289+308?"
The teacher said:
"Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said:
"Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"

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Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
They have to put their lipstick some where.

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Black People Jokes

What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.

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Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
Cavrone рuта рuта рuта.

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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

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Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
They can't get the laboratory mice to аrsе f*ck.

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Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons:
A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man.
The old woman comes to the busman and tells him:
"Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?"
The busman says:
"Yes, why not?"
He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them.
This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman:
"Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full."
The old woman only says:
"You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have suскеd them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."

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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman:
"Have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said:
"Yes, we have."
Johny has asked her:
"And is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said:
"Yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."

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How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
Because he's an egghead.

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What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
Chuck Norris' fist

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