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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
"You're not owld enough."

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Mary held her little daughter,
Twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
Just to look at those funny bubbles.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Do you squat here often?

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Fitness jokes Flirt jokes

Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!

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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.

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Sports Jokes Soccer Jokes Dinosaur jokes

The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.

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One-Liner Jokes

During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?

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One-Liner Jokes

How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.

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One-Liner Jokes

What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four-way stop.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Smoking will кill you.
Bacon will кill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it!

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One-Liner Jokes

Why did the cat sleep with a fаn on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.

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Kids Jokes

What book do women like the most?
"Their husbands checkbook!"

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes

Who is the saddest grandma in the world?
Grandma of a vegan.

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You all know why the government got rid of the mafia?
They don't like completion.

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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

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