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Nigerian philosophy:
I think, therefore I scam.

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Philosophy Jokes

Philosophy 201
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam…
After a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board:
“Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
A week later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
“What chair?”

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Philosophy Jokes School Jokes

What is big, black and long? The line at KFC.

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Black People Jokes

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

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Love Jokes

"Why don't you trust me?", she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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Love Jokes

A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viаgrа.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.

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Sex Jokes Life Jokes Kids Jokes Viagra jokes

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I мisт.

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Life Jokes

“Do you have to use a stylus pen”, the wife snapped.
“Well, it stops smudges and is more hygienic”, I retorted.
“You’re fingеring me Dave, you’re not on the dam iPhone now “

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Sick and Death Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

Did your Iphone break? cause I can be your phone and you can play on my abbs(apps)

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Apple and iPhone Jokes

North Korea is back online after internet outage.
Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password.

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News and Politics Jokes Internet Jokes

Kim Kardashian wants to break the internet?
All this no talent hack needs to do to break the internet is to sit on it.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Internet Jokes

Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”

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Marriage and Family Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

How was your first marriage terminated?
By death.
And by whose death was it terminated?

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Marriage and Family Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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Animal Jokes Fat Jokes Gross Jokes Dirty jokes

"Yo momma so fат when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

A рrоsтiтuте told me I could have sеx with her for the reduced price of $10, as she didn’t have a wомв.
Although intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
And she said, ‘Acwoss the woad, against those wailings…’

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Sex Jokes Disability Jokes

I saw two blind men fighting so I shouted, “I’m rooting for the one with the knife.” …
…
They both high-tailed out of the alley…. WHOOSH!

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Men jokes Disability Jokes

You:
"Is there 22 letters in the alphabet..."
Them:
"No there is 26..."
You:
"Sorry I forgot U R Q T"

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Communication Jokes

Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up.

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Communication Jokes

For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.

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Birthday Jokes