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Me: hey girl spell me
Hot Chick: ok M-E
Me: you forgot the D
Hot Chick: theres no D in Me
Me: not yet

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Dirty jokes

An old couple decide to get married after years of courting.
They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sеx.
‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée.
‘As far as sеx goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’
‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom.
‘Was that one word or two?’

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Marriage and Family Jokes Sex Jokes Wedding jokes

4 gаy guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.
One gаy guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gаy guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."

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Men jokes Gay and Lesbian Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

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Jokes about Women Kids Jokes Ugly Jokes

Q: How do you know when you are sтоnеd?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Drug Jokes Weed Jokes Phone jokes

God gave man his реnis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.

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Office and Work Jokes God Jokes Men jokes

Life is all about mind and matter - I don't mind and You don't matter...

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Life Jokes

I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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Car and driving jokes Fitness jokes

A teacher comes to the home of one naughty kid:
"Is your mom at home?"
"Nope, she's not here", says the naughty kid, quite scared.
"And your father?"
"No, he has hidden away as well..."

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Dad Jokes

Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

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April Fools' Jokes

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

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Food Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Cannibal Jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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Dark Humor Jokes Police Officer Jokes Cannibal Jokes

A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
The librarian says "Ma'am this is library."
So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."

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Food Jokes Blonde Jokes Business jokes Stupid Jokes

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says: "Dam"

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Animal Jokes Fishing Jokes

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.

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Office and Work Jokes Technology Jokes Computer Jokes IT jokes Geek jokes Internet Jokes

Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence.
How many would be left?”
Boy: “None.”
Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!”
Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

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School Jokes

Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Weather jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing:
"Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…"
"What did you see?"
"I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…"
"Wow horror!"
"Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"

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Dark Humor Jokes Mother-in-Law Jokes Friendship Jokes

When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Aviation Jokes