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Castaway Gals A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back. 8 km schwimmen Eine Rothaarige, eine Braunhaarige und eine Blondine sind auf einem Boot unterwegs. Kurze Zeit später sinkt das Boot und alle drei schreien nach Hilfe. Da kommt der Rothaarigen eine Idee: "Ich schwimm zurück und hol Hilfe!" Sie springt ins Wasser, kommt zwei Meter weit, dreht dann aber um und... Eine Blondine, eine Brünette und eine Rothaarige stranden auf einer einsamen Insel. Die Rothaarige klettert auf eine Palme und sagt: "Seht mal! Etwa 5 km von hier ist eine Insel mit Menschen drauf.... Machen eine Schwarzhaarige, eine Blondine und eine Braunhaarige ein Wettschwimmen zu einer 8 Kilometer entfernten Insel. Die Schwarzhaarige schafft es. Die Braunhaarige ertrinkt nach 2 Kilometern.... Une brune, une rousse et une blonde sont sur une île deserte. Elles se trouvent sur une ile déserte à 30 km du rivage La brune annonce : "Je vais tacher d' atteindre le continent à la nage". Elle se lance. Elle nage 10 km commence à se fatiguer et puis 15 et là épuisée elle se noie. La rousse... 99 μίλια Bellman, en rysk och en tysk skulle simma från Somalia till Australien. Rysken orkade 2 mil men sedan drunknade han. Tysken orkade 5 mil men även han drunknade. Nu var det Bellmans tur. Han simmade... Det var 3 tjejer. 1 rödhårig, 1 brunett och 1 blondin. Dom skulle simma från en ö till en annan ö. det var 50 km mellan dom. Den rödhåriga simmade 10 km och sen drunknade hon. Den brunhåriga...
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Седим си вчера у една кръчма у Перник. Дали сите Кинези знаат карате? Оди кинез во кафана, седнува покрај Цветко и почнува да пие пиво. Цветко го гледа и му вика: Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said: Вчера в мой любимый бар зашел китаец. Я спросил, знает ли он кунг-фу или какие нибудь боевые искуства. Вчера в баре ко мне за столик подсел китаец, и я спросил его:
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A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class.
She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day.
One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal."
She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves.
She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word.
The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand.
Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story:
"There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower.
There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out.
One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing.
The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!'
So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.
He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!' and orders a mug of вееr.
He gets a pitcher of вееr and asks the bartender, 'man, I heard that things are big down here in Texas but this is ridiculas!' and goes about drinking his вееr. He orders another and he gets really рissеd drunк.
Well, not too long later, he has to go to the bathroom really, really bad so he asks the bartender, 'Where is your washroom???'
The bartender says, down the hall, second door on the right.'
So the man climbs off the stool and stumbles down the hall and enters the second door to the left and falls in this huge swimming pool.
The man is struggling to stay afloat and screams 'DON'T FLUSH IT!!!
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На един самотен остров останали три блондинки. Търговски представител, администатор и управител на една фирма отишли да обядват заедно. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. Three men stranded on an island. They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. The genie said "you have three wishes but make it... Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I... Están tres náufragos solos en una isla desierta y se encuentran una lámpara maravillosa. El genio les dice que les va a conceder un deseo a cada uno. El primero dice: - Deseo irme con mi familia y... Eran tres hombres en una isla desierta, y de pronto se encuentran una lámpara mágica, y los tres hombres la frotan, de pronto sale el genio de la lámpara y les dice a los tres hombres que les va a... Esto son tres amigas que se encuentran en una isla desierta, una es morena, otra pelirroja y la otra rubia y se encuentran una lampara y una de ellas dice: - Yo he oído que si se frota sale un... Die Wunderlampe
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