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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.

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A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.
Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
It was a brief case.

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Police Officer Jokes

"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it."
-People

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Military Jokes

Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"

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NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant.
DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended.
You're still reading this, aren't you, аsshоlе?

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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."

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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I’m in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child."
"Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."

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Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.

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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.

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Yo Momma Jokes Old People Jokes

Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.

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Fitness jokes

Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to рее.

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Q: Whats the Diffenence between кinкy and perverted?
A1: Кinкy is when you tickle your girl friends аss with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!

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Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.

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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,
“Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” replied the artist.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”

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