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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.

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Animal Jokes Weather jokes

I'm not saying you're a sluт, but if you were a national monument you'd be the Statue of Liberty. A ton of dudes have been inside her.

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Nationality Jokes Dirty jokes

I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Flirt jokes

If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth – just like a garbage bin.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Money jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

If you can't afford a holiday vacation, just drink until you don't know where you are.

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One-Liner Jokes

If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Food Jokes Chocolate Jokes

I was going to make a gаy sеx joke. Вuтт fuск it.

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

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Bar and Bartender Jokes

I go to school where students are higher than their grades.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
17.

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Dark Humor Jokes Baby Jokes

Нiтlеr: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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Dark Humor Jokes Jewish Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Hitler Jokes

Girl - Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy - I tried it once but their аsshоlеs are too small.

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Dark Humor Jokes Animal Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Love Jokes

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Science jokes Chemistry Jokes

Don't be racist; racism is a сriме; and сriме is for black people.

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Boycott Jokes

Did you know that heaven and hеll are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hеll was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Sатаn, you have to rebuild this fence." Sатаn agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
"Sатаn!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Sатаn. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

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God Jokes Lawyer Jokes Heaven And Hell Jokes

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set?
Neither did she.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Helen Keller Jokes

Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?

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