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The only thing I liked about camping was the fact that you can be drunк and have dirтy feet, and you still had a pretty good chance of hooking up. That's a good vacation.

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Blue Collar Jokes

Stages of a beard:
1.) Sеxy
2.) Stubble
3.) Sea captain
4.) Prisoner of war
5.) Homeless person
6.) Wizard

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Military Jokes

Stable relationships are for horses.

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One-Liner Jokes Relationship Jokes

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Dамn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Сrар, a talkin muffin!"

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God Jokes

Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes Dinosaur jokes

Remember kids if a stranger offers you drugs. Say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

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Kids Jokes

Recently a cartoonist was found dead at home. The details are sketchy.

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Life Jokes

Quit my job working for Nike.
I just couldn't do it anymore.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

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Animal Jokes Easter Jokes

Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Blonde Jokes Hunting Jokes Easter Jokes

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

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Dirty jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.

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Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes Dentist Jokes Stupid Jokes

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.

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Animal Jokes Military Jokes Sailor Jokes Pirate Jokes

Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.

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Little Johnny Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Church jokes

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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Dark Humor Jokes Funeral jokes

Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The "elf"-abet!

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School Jokes Holiday Jokes

Q: What was Нiтlеr's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven

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Kids Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Hitler Jokes

Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They're always talking about God.

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God Jokes Atheist Jokes

Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.

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Animal Jokes Sex Jokes