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Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.
The barman said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."
Taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"We do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "We have the cheapest вееr in England".
"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.
"I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please."
O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. If you'd pre-booked it would have cost £1."
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.
"I see you've brought your laptop" added the barman. "That wasn't pre-booked either, that's another £3."
O'Leary was so incensed and his face was red with rage.
"I've had enough! I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday. Calls are free, unless answered, then there is a charge of only £1 per second".
"I will never use this bar again".
"OK but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sеxy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up вrа, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sеxy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer раnтiеs... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing quicker with anticipation.
"Now," as she dropped her раnтiеs "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
He said "No!, trying to hide his arousal.
She said ...... "Check the garage."
Скъпи! Виждал ли си някога смачкани $50 000? Ehefrau fragt ihren Mann: Със съблазнителен глас, жената пита мъжа си: - Виждал ли си някога 20 € са смачкани? - Не. Тя му се усмихва секси, разкопчава първите 3 копчета на блузата си бавно, показвайки циците си, сваля прекрасен малък сутиен и го хвърля на леглото. Съпругът взема сутиена и се усмихва одобрително. - А... D'une voix séduisante, la femme demande à son mari : - Ah tu déjà vu 20€ tout froissé ? - non. Elle lui fait un petit sourire sexy, déboutonne les 3 premiers boutons de son chemisier et, lentement, montrant son décolleté, ôte un ravissant petit soutient-gorge push-up et le jette sur le lit.... - Har du någonsin sett hur man bäst skrynklar ihop en tjuga? frågade kvinnan sin man. - Nej,- sa hennes man. Hon gav honom ett sexig litet leende, knäppte upp de tre översta knapparna långsamt på blusen - ända ner till klyftan som var skapad av en...
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